\u00centr-o amiaz\u0103 canicular\u0103, Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe prisp\u0103, la umbr\u0103, privind fix la drumul pr\u0103fuit al satului. Treceau minutele, treceau orele, iar singura mi\u0219care era a unei mu\u0219te care se plimba pe p\u0103l\u0103ria lui Ion.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 vreo trei ore de t\u0103cere absolut\u0103, Ion scoate tacticos pipa din gur\u0103, scuip\u0103 peste gard \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 rar:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Gheorghe, tu ce-ai face dac\u0103, prin absurd, ai g\u0103si amu, la poart\u0103, o geant\u0103 plin\u0103 cu un milion de euro?<\/p>\n
Gheorghe nu clipe\u0219te. Se scarpin\u0103 \u00een cre\u0219tetul capului, mai mestec\u0103 un fir de iarb\u0103 \u0219i, dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 vreo zece minute de cugetare profund\u0103, r\u0103spunde cu o lentoare ardeleneasc\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, m\u0103i Ioane… \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, mi-a\u0219 pl\u0103ti datoriile.<\/p>\n
Ion \u00eel prive\u0219te curios, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd continuarea. Trece \u00eenc\u0103 un sfert de or\u0103, timp \u00een care lini\u0219tea se a\u0219terne din nou peste curte. V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 Gheorghe nu mai zice nimic, Ion nu mai rezist\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No bine, Gheorghe, am \u00een\u021beles… Da\u2019 cu restul? Cu restul de bani ce-ai face?<\/p>\n
Gheorghe ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, se uit\u0103 lung spre dealurile verzi \u0219i r\u0103spunde calm:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… restul s\u0103 mai a\u0219tepte, Ioane. S\u0103 mai a\u0219tepte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o amiaz\u0103 canicular\u0103, Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe prisp\u0103, la umbr\u0103, privind fix la drumul pr\u0103fuit al satului. Treceau minutele, treceau orele, iar singura mi\u0219care era a unei mu\u0219te care…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}