Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau lini\u0219ti\u021bi pe o prisp\u0103 \u00een M\u0103rginimea Sibiului, uit\u00e2ndu-se lung la drum, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n
La un moment dat, opre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103 luxoas\u0103 cu numere de Germania. \u0218oferul coboar\u0103 gr\u0103bit \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Excuse me, do you speak English?<\/p>\n
Cei doi se uit\u0103 lung la el, apoi unul la altul, \u0219i nu zic nimic.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sprechen Sie Deutsch? \u00eentreab\u0103 omul, sper\u00e2nd la un r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n
T\u0103cere total\u0103. Ion mai trage o dat\u0103 din pip\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Parlez-vous fran\u00e7ais? insist\u0103 str\u0103inul deja transpirat.<\/p>\n
Niciun gest din partea ardelenilor.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Parlate italiano?<\/p>\n
Nimic. Turistul, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 n-are cu cine, d\u0103 din m\u00e2n\u0103 a lehamite, se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103 cu sc\u00e2r\u021b\u00e2it de ro\u021bi.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 vreo zece minute de lini\u0219te deplin\u0103, Gheorghe zice rar:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Ioane… n-ar fi r\u0103u s\u0103 \u0219tim \u0219i noi m\u0103car o limb\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, c\u0103 uite, nu ne putem \u00een\u021belege cu omu’…<\/p>\n
Ion \u00eel prive\u0219te cu o logic\u0103 imbatabil\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunde calm:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, \u0219i la ce i-o folosit lui, m\u0103i Gheorghe? C\u0103 el o \u0219tiut patru \u0219i tot nu s-o \u00een\u021beles cu nimeni!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau lini\u0219ti\u021bi pe o prisp\u0103 \u00een M\u0103rginimea Sibiului, uit\u00e2ndu-se lung la drum, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt. La un moment dat, opre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103 luxoas\u0103 cu numere…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12949"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12949\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}