Gheorghe ajunge acas\u0103 mai devreme de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe nevast\u0103-sa, Maria, pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, M\u0103rie? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a distrus\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 O, Gheorghe, e \u00eengrozitor! Mama a vrut s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 o surpriz\u0103 \u0219i a g\u0103tit ciorba aia de peri\u0219oare dup\u0103 re\u021beta ei secret\u0103…<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i \u0219i de ce pl\u00e2ngi, femeie? E un gest frumos din partea soacrei mele dragi!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, Gheorghe! Am dat un pic de ciorb\u0103 pisicii s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 e bun\u0103 \u0219i a murit pe loc, s-a \u00eentins c\u00e2t era de lung\u0103!<\/p>\n
Gheorghe, alb ca varul la fa\u021b\u0103, se uit\u0103 spre soacr\u0103-sa care st\u0103tea t\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een col\u021b \u0219i apoi la oala de pe aragaz. F\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stea pe g\u00e2nduri, ia oala \u0219i o arunc\u0103 direct pe geam, strig\u00e2nd:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Criminalo! Vrei s\u0103 scapi de mine cu tactici medievale? \u00cen casa mea?!<\/p>\n
Urmeaz\u0103 un scandal monstru, cu \u021bipete \u0219i repro\u0219uri, timp de vreo zece minute. Deodat\u0103, se aude un mieunat firav la u\u0219\u0103. Maria deschide \u0219i vede pisica, vie \u0219i nev\u0103t\u0103mat\u0103, dar cam \u0219ifonat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Pisi! Dar mama a zis c\u0103 ai murit de la ciorb\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u00cen clipa aia, se aude vocea vecinului de la parter, care strig\u0103 furios din curte:<\/p>\n
\u2014 B\u0103i, Gheorghe! Data viitoare c\u00e2nd mai arunci cu oala plin\u0103 pe geam, casc\u0103 \u0219i tu ochii! Ai nimerit pisica mea fix \u00een cap, de-a r\u0103mas le\u0219inat\u0103 sub gard de ziceai c\u0103 e gata!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gheorghe ajunge acas\u0103 mai devreme de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe nevast\u0103-sa, Maria, pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. \u2014 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, M\u0103rie? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a distrus\u0103? \u2014…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}