\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Vasile vine acas\u0103 cu un buchet uria\u0219 de trandafiri \u0219i o cutie mare de bomboane fine.<\/p>\n
So\u021bia \u00eel prive\u0219te cu ochi \u00eengusta\u021bi \u0219i bra\u021bele \u00eencruci\u0219ate:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vasile, ce-i cu astea? Iar ai f\u0103cut vreo boac\u0103n\u0103? Ai pierdut salariul la pariuri sau te-a prins poli\u021bia f\u0103r\u0103 permis?<\/p>\n
Vasile, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 par\u0103 romantic:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, draga mea! M-am g\u00e2ndit pur \u0219i simplu s\u0103 fiu un so\u021b atent. Nu pot s\u0103-mi r\u0103sf\u0103\u021b so\u021bia f\u0103r\u0103 un motiv anume?<\/p>\n
So\u021bia, \u00eencep\u00e2nd s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 de emo\u021bie:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vai, Vasile… \u0219i eu care credeam c\u0103 ai uitat! Chiar azi se \u00eemplinesc zece ani de c\u00e2nd mama s-a mutat la noi!<\/p>\n
Vasile \u00eenlemne\u0219te, se uit\u0103 lung la flori, apoi la so\u021bie \u0219i zice cu o voce stins\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, vezi? \u0218i tu ziceai c\u0103-s uituc… Eu de fapt s\u0103rb\u0103toream zece ani de c\u00e2nd am descoperit c\u0103 pot s\u0103 tac \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenghit ca un campion mondial.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Vasile vine acas\u0103 cu un buchet uria\u0219 de trandafiri \u0219i o cutie mare de bomboane fine. So\u021bia \u00eel prive\u0219te cu ochi \u00eengusta\u021bi \u0219i bra\u021bele \u00eencruci\u0219ate: \u2014 Vasile, ce-i…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12945\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}