{"id":12942,"date":"2026-06-14T16:01:03","date_gmt":"2026-06-14T16:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/06\/14\/logica-de-ardeal-si-grijile-vietii\/"},"modified":"2026-06-14T16:01:03","modified_gmt":"2026-06-14T16:01:03","slug":"logica-de-ardeal-si-grijile-vietii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/06\/14\/logica-de-ardeal-si-grijile-vietii\/","title":{"rendered":"Logica de Ardeal \u0219i Grijile Vie\u021bii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii, uit\u00e2ndu-se cum trece timpul \u0219i praful pe uli\u021b\u0103. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere contemplativ\u0103, timp \u00een care singura mi\u0219care fusese o musc\u0103 ce se a\u0219ezase pe nasul lui Ion, acesta se \u00eentoarce lent spre Gheorghe:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 M\u0103i Gheorghe, tu ce-ai face dac\u0103, prin absurd, ai c\u00e2\u0219tiga un milion de euro la loterie?<\/p>\n<p>Gheorghe nu se gr\u0103be\u0219te. Scoate tacticos pipa, o cur\u0103\u021b\u0103, o aprinde, trage un fum lung \u0219i prive\u0219te spre dealurile din dep\u0103rtare. Dup\u0103 alte zece minute, r\u0103spunde cu o voce domoal\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 No, ce s\u0103 fac, Ioane&#8230; \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, mi-a\u0219 pl\u0103ti datoriile.<\/p>\n<p>Ion d\u0103 din cap aprobator, proces\u00e2nd informa\u021bia, dar r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu o nel\u0103murire:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 No bine, Gheorghe, am \u00een\u021beles. Dar cu restul banilor? Cu restul ce-ai face?<\/p>\n<p>Gheorghe ridic\u0103 din umeri cu o pace divin\u0103 \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 No, restul&#8230; restul s\u0103 mai a\u0219tepte!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii, uit\u00e2ndu-se cum trece timpul \u0219i praful pe uli\u021b\u0103. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere contemplativ\u0103, timp \u00een care singura mi\u0219care&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12942","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12942","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12942"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12942\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}