Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe marginea drumului, undeva l\u00e2ng\u0103 calea ferat\u0103, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un fir de iarb\u0103 \u00een timp ce priveau oile. La un moment dat, trece trenul de ora dou\u0103 cu un zgomot infernal: \u201etaca-paca, taca-paca, taca-paca\u201d.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 vreo zece minute de t\u0103cere, \u00een care doar praful ridicat de tren se mai a\u0219eza, Ion se scarpin\u0103 tacticos sub p\u0103l\u0103rie \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Gheorghe, tu te-ai \u00eentrebat vreodat\u0103 de ce trenul \u0103sta face \u201etaca-paca\u201d c\u00e2nd merge, de\u0219i \u0219inele-s drepte?<\/p>\n
Gheorghe nu r\u0103spunde imediat. Mai trece un sfert de or\u0103, se uit\u0103 lung dup\u0103 fumul locomotivei care se pierdea \u00een zare, scuip\u0103 firul de iarb\u0103 \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ap\u0103i, Ione, \u00eei simplu. \u00cei chestie de matematic\u0103 pur\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, cum a\u0219a?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, ia zi-mi tu mie: roata de la tren cum \u00eei? Nu-i rotund\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Rotund\u0103 \u00eei, Gheorghe, c\u0103 doar n-o fi triunghiular\u0103, c\u0103 n-ar mai rula.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bun. \u0218i care-i formula cercului, c\u0103 am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat-o noi la \u0219coal\u0103?<\/p>\n
Ion st\u0103, se g\u00e2nde\u0219te profund, prive\u0219te spre cer ca s\u0103-\u0219i aduc\u0103 aminte \u0219i, dup\u0103 alte c\u00e2teva minute, zice:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ap\u0103i, parca era pi-er-p\u0103trat.<\/p>\n
Gheorghe d\u0103 din cap mul\u021bumit, cu o logic\u0103 de nezdruncinat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, p\u0103i vezi, Ione? \u201ePi\u201d \u0219i \u201eer\u201d sunt rotunde, n-au nicio treab\u0103, se \u00eenv\u00e2rt frumos. Dar \u201ep\u0103tratul\u201d \u0103la, m\u0103i Ione… \u0103la e cel care bate \u00een \u0219ine la fiecare rota\u021bie \u0219i face \u201etaca-paca, taca-paca\u201d!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe marginea drumului, undeva l\u00e2ng\u0103 calea ferat\u0103, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un fir de iarb\u0103 \u00een timp ce priveau oile. La un moment dat, trece trenul de…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12938","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12938","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}