\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Ionel st\u0103tea lini\u0219tit pe canapea c\u00e2nd so\u021bia lui, Maria, intr\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ionele, e groaznic! Mama a zis c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntat\u0103 \u00een Israel, pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt sf\u00e2nt, c\u0103 a\u0219a a visat ea!<\/p>\n
Ionel, dup\u0103 o scurt\u0103 pauz\u0103 de g\u00e2ndire, \u00eei r\u0103spunde calm:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Maria, drag\u0103, e foarte scump s\u0103 trimitem un corp \u00een Israel. Cost\u0103 vreo 10.000 de euro transportul, plus actele… Nu mai bine o \u00eengrop\u0103m aici, \u00een sat, la umbra nucului? E lini\u0219te, e aer curat…<\/p>\n
Maria mai pl\u00e2nge pu\u021bin \u0219i apoi se duce s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 cu maic\u0103-sa. Dup\u0103 zece minute, se \u00eentoarce \u0219i mai d\u0103r\u00e2mat\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu vrea, Ionele! Zice c\u0103 dac\u0103 o \u00eengrop\u0103m aici, o s\u0103 ne b\u00e2ntuie, c\u0103 ea vrea neap\u0103rat \u00een \u021aara Sf\u00e2nt\u0103, c\u0103 acolo e m\u00e2ntuirea.<\/p>\n
Ionel ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, scoate portofelul, se uit\u0103 la economii \u0219i zice cu jum\u0103tate de gur\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bine, Marie, fie… o trimitem \u00een Israel. Facem un credit, ne \u00eemprumut\u0103m la neamuri, dar s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 o facem cu mare risc.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce risc, Ionele? Te temi c\u0103 nu ajungem cu banii?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, Marie… m\u0103 tem c\u0103 am auzit c\u0103 acolo, \u00een \u021aara Sf\u00e2nt\u0103, a existat un caz celebru acum vreo dou\u0103 mii de ani, c\u00e2nd unul a \u00eenviat dup\u0103 trei zile. Chiar vrei s\u0103 risc\u0103m a\u0219a ceva cu maic\u0103-ta?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Ionel st\u0103tea lini\u0219tit pe canapea c\u00e2nd so\u021bia lui, Maria, intr\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een cas\u0103. \u2014 Ionele, e groaznic! Mama a zis c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntat\u0103 \u00een Israel, pe…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12936","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12936","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12936"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12936\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12936"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12936"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12936"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}