La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea dore\u0219te s\u0103 afle mai multe despre familiile elevilor \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 pe r\u00e2nd:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ionu\u021b, cu ce se ocup\u0103 tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103l meu este inginer, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare. Construie\u0219te poduri \u0219i autostr\u0103zi!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Foarte frumos! Dar al t\u0103u, Gigel?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103l meu este medic, salveaz\u0103 vie\u021bi \u00een fiecare zi la spital.<\/p>\n
\u2014 O meserie nobil\u0103! Tu, Bul\u0103, ce ne po\u021bi spune despre tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se ridic\u0103 m\u00e2ndru, \u00ee\u0219i \u00eendreapt\u0103 spatele \u0219i spune cu voce tare:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103l meu este dansator la bar\u0103 \u00eentr-un club de noapte pentru b\u0103rba\u021bi! Danseaz\u0103 toat\u0103 noaptea \u00een chilo\u021bi cu sclipici, iar clien\u021bii \u00eei bag\u0103 bancnote de o sut\u0103 de euro la elastic!<\/p>\n
Toat\u0103 clasa amu\u021be\u0219te. \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea, ro\u0219ie ca sfecla, \u00eei trimite imediat pe ceilal\u021bi copii \u00een pauz\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel re\u021bine pe Bul\u0103 pentru o discu\u021bie privat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, este groaznic! Chiar e adev\u0103rat ce ai spus? Tat\u0103l t\u0103u chiar face a\u0219a ceva?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se uit\u0103 discret \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i \u00een dreapta, se apropie de urechea \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarei \u0219i \u0219opte\u0219te:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare… de fapt e politician \u00een Parlament, dar mi-a fost mult prea ru\u0219ine s\u0103 spun de fa\u021b\u0103 cu restul copiilor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea dore\u0219te s\u0103 afle mai multe despre familiile elevilor \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 pe r\u00e2nd: \u2014 Ionu\u021b, cu ce se ocup\u0103 tat\u0103l t\u0103u? \u2014 Tat\u0103l meu este inginer, doamn\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}