\u00centr-o amiaz\u0103 de var\u0103, Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe prisp\u0103, privind lung la drum, \u00eentr-o lini\u0219te deplin\u0103. Deodat\u0103, o ma\u0219in\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103 opre\u0219te \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii, iar din ea coboar\u0103 un turist foarte agitat.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Parlez-vous fran\u00e7ais? \u00eentreab\u0103 el plin de speran\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n
Cei doi ardeleni se uit\u0103 lung la el, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Do you speak English? insist\u0103 turistul.<\/p>\n
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe, nemi\u0219ca\u021bi, ca dou\u0103 statui de piatr\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Hablan espa\u00f1ol? Sprechen Sie Deutsch?<\/p>\n
Omul \u00eencearc\u0103 vreo cinci limbi, dar v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu prime\u0219te niciun semn de via\u021b\u0103, d\u0103 din m\u00e2n\u0103 a pagub\u0103, se urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103 bomb\u0103nind.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 vreo zece minute de t\u0103cere ad\u00e2nc\u0103, Ion zice \u00eencet:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Gheorghe… No, poate n-ar fi r\u0103u s\u0103 \u0219tim \u0219i noi m\u0103car o limb\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, c\u0103 uite ce fain ar fi fost s\u0103 vorbim cu domnul \u0103la…<\/p>\n
Gheorghe trage tacticos din pip\u0103, mai tace un minut, scuip\u0103 peste gard \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu o logic\u0103 imbatabil\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, \u0219i la ce i-o folosit lui, m\u0103i Ioane, c\u0103 el o \u0219tiut patru \u0219i tot nu s-o \u00een\u021beles cu nime’?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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