\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Vasile vine acas\u0103 mult dup\u0103 miezul nop\u021bii, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 intre \u00een cas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 niciun zgomot. \u00ce\u0219i scoate pantofii \u00een hol, dar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 urce sc\u0103rile, lumina se aprinde brusc \u0219i so\u021bia sa, Maria, apare \u00een capul sc\u0103rilor cu bra\u021bele \u00eencruci\u0219ate.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Auzi, Vasile, unde ai fost p\u00e2n\u0103 la ora asta? \u00eentreab\u0103 ea pe un ton care nu prevestea nimic bun.<\/p>\n
Vasile, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 fie c\u00e2t mai conving\u0103tor, r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Draga mea, nu o s\u0103 crezi, dar am fost la bibliotec\u0103 s\u0103 citesc despre istoria imperiului bizantin!<\/p>\n
Maria \u00eel prive\u0219te lung, \u00eel miroase de la distan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Da? \u0218i de c\u00e2nd se serve\u0219te istoria bizantin\u0103 cu trei r\u00e2nduri de p\u0103linc\u0103 \u0219i dou\u0103 beri reci?<\/p>\n
Realiz\u00e2nd c\u0103 a fost prins, Vasile ofteaz\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 o ultim\u0103 manevr\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bine, Maria, recunosc… am fost cu b\u0103ie\u021bii la c\u00e2rcium\u0103. Dar am f\u0103cut-o pentru tine! Am vorbit toat\u0103 seara despre c\u00e2t de frumoas\u0103 \u0219i \u00een\u021beleg\u0103toare e\u0219ti.<\/p>\n
Maria se \u00eenmoaie pu\u021bin, dar totu\u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i ceilal\u021bi ce-au zis?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei n-au zis nimic, zice Vasile cu un z\u00e2mbet \u0219iret. Ei sunt to\u021bi divor\u021ba\u021bi, eu eram singurul care trebuia s\u0103-\u0219i preg\u0103teasc\u0103 terenul pentru c\u00e2nd ajunge acas\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Vasile vine acas\u0103 mult dup\u0103 miezul nop\u021bii, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 intre \u00een cas\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 niciun zgomot. \u00ce\u0219i scoate pantofii \u00een hol, dar c\u00e2nd s\u0103 urce sc\u0103rile, lumina…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}