{"id":12921,"date":"2026-06-04T16:01:00","date_gmt":"2026-06-04T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/06\/04\/bula-si-logica-familiala\/"},"modified":"2026-06-04T16:01:00","modified_gmt":"2026-06-04T16:01:00","slug":"bula-si-logica-familiala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/06\/04\/bula-si-logica-familiala\/","title":{"rendered":"Bul\u0103 \u0219i Logica Familial\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, vizibil ab\u0103tut. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, a\u0219ezat la mas\u0103, \u00eel observ\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, ce-i cu fa\u021ba asta? Iar ai f\u0103cut vreo boac\u0103n\u0103 la \u0219coal\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nu, tat\u0103, dar am luat un 4 la ora de Logic\u0103 \u0219i nu \u00een\u021beleg deloc de ce, c\u0103 eu am fost sincer.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P\u0103i cum a\u0219a? Ce te-a \u00eentrebat profesoara?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P\u0103i, m-a \u00eentrebat: \u201eBul\u0103, dac\u0103 ai trei g\u0103ini \u00een curte \u0219i una moare, c\u00e2te g\u0103ini mai ai?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u0218i tu ce ai r\u0103spuns, m\u0103i tat\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 I-am zis c\u0103 tot trei am: dou\u0103 care cotcod\u0103cesc \u0219i una care st\u0103 la soare \u0219i se odihne\u0219te definitiv.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 No, bine, e o logic\u0103 \u0219i aici&#8230; Dar de ce s-a sup\u0103rat a\u0219a tare?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P\u0103i, dup\u0103 aia m-a \u00eentrebat ce facem cu aia care nu mai mi\u0219c\u0103. \u0218i eu i-am zis adev\u0103rul de acas\u0103: \u201eO d\u0103m lu&#8217; soacr\u0103-ta, tat\u0103, c\u0103 oricum ea zice mereu c\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea ta n-are niciun gust, deci nu s-o prinde!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Tat\u0103l, dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 lung\u0103, trage o gur\u0103 de palinc\u0103 \u0219i ofteaz\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bul\u0103, nota e pe merit&#8230; Nu pentru logic\u0103, ci pentru c\u0103 ai dat din cas\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, vizibil ab\u0103tut. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, a\u0219ezat la mas\u0103, \u00eel observ\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2014 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, ce-i cu fa\u021ba asta? Iar ai f\u0103cut vreo boac\u0103n\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}