Gheorghe \u0219i Ion stau pe prisp\u0103, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un pai de gr\u00e2u. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere deplin\u0103, \u00een care doar mu\u0219tele se mai auzeau b\u00e2z\u00e2ind, Gheorghe se \u00eentoarce rar spre Ion \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Ioane, tu te-ai g\u00e2ndit vreodat\u0103 cum o fi pe lumea ailalt\u0103?<\/p>\n
Ion mai tace vreo zece minute, \u00ee\u0219i potrive\u0219te p\u0103l\u0103ria pe frunte, scuip\u0103 \u00een tihn\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu o lini\u0219te olimpian\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, d-ap\u0103i m-am g\u00e2ndit, Gheorghe. Eu cred c\u0103 e exact ca la noi, \u00een Ardeal.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cum adic\u0103, m\u0103i Ioane? Te pomene\u0219ti c\u0103 \u0219i acolo-i cu r\u00e2nduial\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, fii atent. C\u00e2nd ajungi la poart\u0103, Sf\u00e2ntu’ Petru te vede c\u0103 e\u0219ti de-al nostru \u0219i nu te gr\u0103be\u0219te. Se uit\u0103 lung la tine, mai bea o gur\u0103 de horinc\u0103 din aia de-a lor, cereasc\u0103, \u0219i zice: ‘No, bine ai venit, Ioane. Ia un scaun \u0219i \u0219ezi bl\u00e2nd’.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i apoi ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, apoi mai st\u0103m vreo sut\u0103 de ani s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 ne trec pe list\u0103. Dup\u0103 aia, dup\u0103 al\u021bi o sut\u0103 de ani, ne \u00eentreab\u0103 rar dac\u0103 am f\u0103cut ceva p\u0103cate prin sat.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i dac\u0103 am f\u0103cut, ce zice?<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, dac\u0103 am f\u0103cut, Sf\u00e2ntu’ Petru se scarpin\u0103 dup\u0103 ureche \u0219i zice: ‘M\u0103i Ioane, p\u0103catele astea-s a\u0219a de vechi, c\u0103 s-au prescris de c\u00e2nd te tot a\u0219tept\u0103m noi pe tine s\u0103 te hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219ti s\u0103 intri. Du-te \u00een\u0103untru \u0219i vezi s\u0103 nu faci g\u0103l\u0103gie, c\u0103 restul \u00eenc\u0103 dorm de la pr\u00e2nz’.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gheorghe \u0219i Ion stau pe prisp\u0103, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un pai de gr\u00e2u. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere deplin\u0103, \u00een care doar mu\u0219tele se mai auzeau b\u00e2z\u00e2ind, Gheorghe se…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}