{"id":12914,"date":"2026-06-01T16:00:59","date_gmt":"2026-06-01T16:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/06\/01\/logica-lui-bula-si-planurile-de-viitor\/"},"modified":"2026-06-01T16:00:59","modified_gmt":"2026-06-01T16:00:59","slug":"logica-lui-bula-si-planurile-de-viitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/06\/01\/logica-lui-bula-si-planurile-de-viitor\/","title":{"rendered":"Logica lui Bul\u0103 \u0219i Planurile de Viitor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea: \u2014 Bul\u0103, spune-mi, te rog, care este timpul verbului \u00een propozi\u021bia: \u201eEu caut un so\u021b bogat, frumos \u0219i inteligent\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103: \u2014 Este timpul pierdut, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea (oft\u00e2nd): \u2014 Bine, Bul\u0103&#8230; dar v\u0103d c\u0103 e\u0219ti cam obraznic azi. Spune-mi m\u0103car ce vrei s\u0103 te faci c\u00e2nd vei fi mare?<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103: \u2014 Doamn\u0103, eu vreau s\u0103 fiu un mare om de afaceri! S\u0103 am o vil\u0103 cu trei etaje, o piscin\u0103 olimpic\u0103, un garaj plin de ma\u0219ini de lux \u0219i o so\u021bie superb\u0103 c\u0103reia s\u0103-i cump\u0103r diamante \u0219i haine de designer \u00een fiecare zi!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea, u\u0219or surprins\u0103 de entuziasmul lui: \u2014 Ambi\u021bios, n-am ce zice&#8230; Dar tu, Alinu\u021ba, tu ce vrei s\u0103 te faci c\u00e2nd vei cre\u0219te mare?<\/p>\n<p>Alinu\u021ba (uit\u00e2ndu-se gale\u0219 la colegul de banc\u0103): \u2014 Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu so\u021bia lui Bul\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea: \u2014 Bul\u0103, spune-mi, te rog, care este timpul verbului \u00een propozi\u021bia: \u201eEu caut un so\u021b bogat, frumos \u0219i inteligent\u201d? Bul\u0103: \u2014 Este timpul pierdut, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare! \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea (oft\u00e2nd): \u2014&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12914"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12914\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}