Doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103 la ora de matematic\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Bul\u0103, dac\u0103 pe un gard stau trei p\u0103s\u0103ri \u0219i tu \u00eempu\u0219ti una cu pra\u0219tia, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 st\u0103 un pic pe g\u00e2nduri, se scarpin\u0103 \u00een cap \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu siguran\u021b\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Niciuna, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare!<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea ofteaz\u0103 \u0219i explic\u0103 r\u0103bd\u0103toare:<\/p>\n
– De ce, Bul\u0103? Matematica simpl\u0103 ne spune c\u0103 trei minus unu fac dou\u0103.<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i e logic, doamn\u0103: de la zgomotul loviturii, celelalte dou\u0103 se sperie \u0219i zboar\u0103 imediat!<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u00eeng\u0103duitoare:<\/p>\n
– Nu e r\u0103spunsul corect din punct de vedere matematic, dar \u00eemi place modul t\u0103u creativ de a g\u00e2ndi.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, sim\u021bindu-se \u00eencurajat, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, pot s\u0103 v\u0103 pun \u0219i eu o \u00eentrebare tot de logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
– Desigur, Bul\u0103, te ascult.<\/p>\n
– Trei doamne stau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103: una o linge u\u0219or, a doua o mu\u0219c\u0103 cu poft\u0103, iar a treia o suge tacticos. Care dintre ele este m\u0103ritat\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea se \u00eenro\u0219e\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi, se f\u00e2st\u00e2ce\u0219te pu\u021bin \u0219i, \u00eentr-un final, r\u0103spunde cu voce joas\u0103:<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i… m-a\u0219 g\u00e2ndi c\u0103 cea care o suge…<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 r\u00e2nje\u0219te cu gura p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi:<\/p>\n
– Nu, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare! Cea care are verighet\u0103 pe deget! Dar s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 \u0219i mie \u00eemi place mult modul dumneavoastr\u0103 de g\u00e2ndire!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103 la ora de matematic\u0103: – Bul\u0103, dac\u0103 pe un gard stau trei p\u0103s\u0103ri \u0219i tu \u00eempu\u0219ti una cu pra\u0219tia, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n? Bul\u0103 st\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12911\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}