Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau lini\u0219ti\u021bi pe o b\u0103ncu\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un fir de iarb\u0103 \u0219i privind spre drum. Deodat\u0103, opre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, luxoas\u0103, chiar \u00een dreptul lor.<\/p>\n
\u0218oferul las\u0103 geamul jos \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een englez\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Excuse me, do you speak English?<\/p>\n
Cei doi se uit\u0103 lung unul la altul, apoi la \u0219ofer, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n
\u0218oferul nu se las\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 \u00een francez\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Parlez-vous fran\u00e7ais?<\/p>\n
Niciun r\u0103spuns. Ion se scarpin\u0103 tacticos \u00een spatele urechii, mut\u00e2ndu-\u0219i greutatea de pe un picior pe altul.<\/p>\n
\u0218oferul, deja vizibil iritat, \u00eencearc\u0103 \u0219i \u00een german\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Entschuldigung, sprechen Sie Deutsch?<\/p>\n
Ardelenii r\u0103m\u00e2n impasibili, privind fix spre radiatorul ma\u0219inii, de parc\u0103 ar fi studiat o specie rar\u0103 de g\u00e2z\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, \u0219oferul mai scoate o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 printre din\u021bi \u00een italian\u0103 \u0219i pleac\u0103 demar\u00e2nd \u00een tromb\u0103, l\u0103s\u00e2nd \u00een urm\u0103 un nor de praf.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva minute bune de t\u0103cere profund\u0103, \u00een care praful s-a a\u0219ezat la loc pe drum, Gheorghe zice:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Ioane… tu nu crezi c\u0103 ar fi bine s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m \u0219i noi o limb\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103? Uite, se modernizeaz\u0103 lumea, vin turi\u0219tii…<\/p>\n
Ion \u00eel prive\u0219te lung, cu un calm nem\u0103rginit, \u0219i r\u0103spunde rar:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ap\u0103i, drag\u0103 Gheorghe, no zi \u0219i tu: omu’ \u0103la o \u0219tiut patru limbi str\u0103ine. L-o ajutat la ceva?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau lini\u0219ti\u021bi pe o b\u0103ncu\u021b\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un fir de iarb\u0103 \u0219i privind spre drum. Deodat\u0103, opre\u0219te o ma\u0219in\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, luxoas\u0103, chiar \u00een…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12909"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12909\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}