Ion \u0219i Gheorghe se plimbau agale prin sat c\u00e2nd, deodat\u0103, Ion calc\u0103 str\u00e2mb \u0219i cade \u00eentr-o groap\u0103 de canalizare ad\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0219i uitat\u0103 deschis\u0103.<\/p>\n
Gheorghe se opre\u0219te la margine, se uit\u0103 \u00een jos \u0219i, dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 minute de t\u0103cere, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Ioane, ai p\u0103\u021bit ceva? \u021ai-ai rupt vreun picior?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, Gheorghe, n-am rupt nimic.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Da’ o m\u00e2n\u0103? E \u00eentreag\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u00centreag\u0103-i, Gheorghe, n-are nicio zg\u00e2rietur\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, atunci de ce nu ie\u0219i afar\u0103 de acolo?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ap\u0103i nu pot, m\u0103i Gheorghe, c\u0103-i prea ad\u00e2nc\u0103 groapa \u0219i n-am de ce m\u0103 prinde!<\/p>\n
Gheorghe se scarpin\u0103 \u00een cre\u0219tetul capului, mai st\u0103 un pic pe g\u00e2nduri \u0219i apoi zice cu o voce calm\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, bine atunci. Fii atent aici: eu m\u0103 duc p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103 s\u0103 aduc o scar\u0103. Tu stai acolo \u0219i nu pleca nic\u0103ieri, ai \u00een\u021beles?<\/p>\n
Ion, din fundul gropii, dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 cinci minute de medita\u021bie, r\u0103spunde hot\u0103r\u00e2t:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No bine, Gheorghe, mergi s\u0103n\u0103tos… da’ gr\u0103be\u0219te-te, c\u0103 n-am toat\u0103 ziua la dispozi\u021bie s\u0103 te a\u0219tept aici degeaba!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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