Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe soacr\u0103-sa \u00een pragul u\u0219ii, cu dou\u0103 valize mari \u0219i un batic legat str\u00e2ns sub b\u0103rbie.<\/p>\n
\u2014 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103! Dar ce-i cu bagajele astea? Unde v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u021bi a\u0219a, c\u0103 de-abia a\u021bi venit acum trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni? \u00eentreab\u0103 Bul\u0103, cu un r\u00e2njet pe care se chinuia din r\u0103sputeri s\u0103-l mascheze.<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, Bul\u0103 drag\u0103, m\u0103 duc la gar\u0103. M-am g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 v-am stresat destul \u0219i e timpul s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc la mine \u00een sat, c\u0103 am l\u0103sat g\u0103inile singure, r\u0103spunde soacra oft\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vai, dar nu se poate! Mai sta\u021bi m\u0103car la o cafea, la o pr\u0103jitur\u0103… Chiar a\u0219a, pe fug\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu pot, maic\u0103, am tren la ora 16:00 fix \u0219i e deja 15:40. Dac\u0103 nu plec acum, \u00eel pierd!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, cu o sclipire \u00een ochi, se uit\u0103 la ceasul de la m\u00e2n\u0103, apoi la cel de pe perete \u0219i spune radios:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei, l\u0103sa\u021bi, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103, nu v\u0103 face\u021bi griji! Sta\u021bi jos, scoate\u021bi haina, c\u0103 v\u0103 fac eu un ness… Am dat eu toate ceasurile din cas\u0103 cu dou\u0103 ore \u00eenainte azi-diminea\u021b\u0103, special ca s\u0103 fiu absolut sigur c\u0103 nu pierde\u021bi trenul \u0103la!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe soacr\u0103-sa \u00een pragul u\u0219ii, cu dou\u0103 valize mari \u0219i un batic legat str\u00e2ns sub b\u0103rbie. \u2014 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103!…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}