{"id":12901,"date":"2026-05-26T16:00:58","date_gmt":"2026-05-26T16:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/05\/26\/bula-prioritatile-si-strul\/"},"modified":"2026-05-26T16:00:58","modified_gmt":"2026-05-26T16:00:58","slug":"bula-prioritatile-si-strul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/05\/26\/bula-prioritatile-si-strul\/","title":{"rendered":"Bul\u0103, Priorit\u0103\u021bile \u0219i \u0218trul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la serviciu cu o or\u0103 mai devreme \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina \u00een pat, palid\u0103 \u0219i tremur\u00e2nd ca varga.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, Bubulino? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a agitat\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vai, Bul\u0103, cred c\u0103 fac un infarct! M\u0103 doare pieptul groaznic&#8230; Fug\u0103 la farmacie \u0219i ia-mi ceva de inim\u0103, repede, c\u0103 mor!<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103, speriat, d\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 pe u\u0219\u0103, dar \u00een hol se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu fiul s\u0103u, Bul\u0103 junior, care-l trage disperat de m\u00e2nec\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tati, tati! Vino repede! E un nenea str\u0103in ascuns \u00een dulap la voi \u00een dormitor!<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103, ro\u0219u de furie, se \u00eentoarce \u00een camer\u0103, tr\u00e2nte\u0219te u\u0219a dulapului de perete \u0219i-l vede pe cel mai bun prieten al lui, \u0218trul, ghemuit printre haine \u0219i tremur\u00e2nd \u0219i el.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 M\u0103i \u0218trul, nesim\u021bitule! Nu \u021bi-e ru\u0219ine? Nevast\u0103-mea trage s\u0103 moar\u0103 de inim\u0103 \u00een pat \u0219i tu stai aici \u0219i te joci de-a v-a\u021bi ascunselea cu copilul?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la serviciu cu o or\u0103 mai devreme \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina \u00een pat, palid\u0103 \u0219i tremur\u00e2nd ca varga. \u2014 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, Bubulino? De ce&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}