Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un pai \u0219i privind lung spre drumul pr\u0103fuit. Deodat\u0103, o ma\u0219in\u0103 de lux cu numere str\u0103ine opre\u0219te \u00een dreptul lor.<\/p>\n
\u0218oferul, vizibil pierdut, coboar\u0103 geamul \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 plin de speran\u021b\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Excuse me, do you speak English?<\/p>\n
Ion se uit\u0103 lung la Gheorghe, Gheorghe se uit\u0103 la Ion, apoi am\u00e2ndoi dau din cap a negativ, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 scoat\u0103 un cuv\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sprechen Sie Deutsch? insist\u0103 str\u0103inul, pu\u021bin mai agitat.<\/p>\n
Cei doi r\u0103m\u00e2n impasibili, de parc\u0103 ar privi un tablou abstract.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Parlate italiano? Habla espa\u00f1ol? \u00eencearc\u0103 omul ultima \u0219ans\u0103, gesticul\u00e2nd disperat.<\/p>\n
V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu prime\u0219te nicio reac\u021bie, \u0219oferul tr\u00e2nte\u0219te palma de volan, \u00eenjur\u0103 \u00eencet \u00een limba lui \u0219i pleac\u0103 demar\u00e2nd \u00een tromb\u0103.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 vreo zece minute de lini\u0219te deplin\u0103, \u00een care doar praful l\u0103sat de ma\u0219in\u0103 se mai a\u0219eza pe uli\u021b\u0103, Ion rupe t\u0103cerea:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Gheorghe… t\u0103t stau \u0219i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc… n-ar fi r\u0103u s\u0103 \u0219tim \u0219i noi m\u0103car o limb\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, c\u0103 uite, se modernizeaz\u0103 lumea, vin turi\u0219tii…<\/p>\n
Gheorghe scoate tacticos pipa din gur\u0103, se uit\u0103 fix \u00een ochii lui Ion \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu o logic\u0103 imbatabil\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, \u0219i la ce i-o folosit la \u0103la c\u0103 \u0219tia patru? V\u0103zut-ai c\u0103 t\u0103t nu s-o putut \u00een\u021belege cu nimeni?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un pai \u0219i privind lung spre drumul pr\u0103fuit. Deodat\u0103, o ma\u0219in\u0103 de lux cu numere str\u0103ine opre\u0219te…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12900","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}