\u00centr-o sear\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 ceva mai t\u00e2rziu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe soacr\u0103-sa \u00een curte, d\u00e2nd de zor cu m\u0103tura pe trotuar.<\/p>\n
Se uit\u0103 el lung la ea, \u00ee\u0219i potrive\u0219te \u0219apca pe ceaf\u0103 \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103 cu un r\u00e2njet \u0219iret:<\/p>\n
\u2014 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103! Dar ce face\u021bi la ora asta? Face\u021bi cur\u0103\u021benie general\u0103 sau v\u0103 preg\u0103ti\u021bi de vreun zbor mai lung peste Carpa\u021bi?<\/p>\n
Soacra, sim\u021bindu-se ironizat\u0103, se opre\u0219te, se sprijin\u0103 cu ambele m\u00e2ini \u00een coada m\u0103turii \u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde t\u0103ios:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei, Bul\u0103, ia nu mai face tu pe de\u0219teptul! M-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 plec \u00een seara asta la mine acas\u0103, c\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat de comentariile tale!<\/p>\n
La care Bul\u0103, tr\u0103g\u00e2nd aer \u00een piept \u0219i sco\u021b\u00e2nd tacticos cheile de la ma\u0219in\u0103 din buzunar, \u00eentreab\u0103 cu o grij\u0103 fals\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… \u0219i ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103? Nu mai porne\u0219te m\u0103tura?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o sear\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 ceva mai t\u00e2rziu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe soacr\u0103-sa \u00een curte, d\u00e2nd de zor cu m\u0103tura pe trotuar. Se uit\u0103 el lung la ea,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}