Ion \u0219i Gheorghe stau pe prisp\u0103, privind fix spre drumul de \u021bar\u0103 unde praful nu s-a mai ridicat de vreo trei ore.<\/p>\n
Gheorghe, dup\u0103 ce puf\u0103ie prelung din pip\u0103 \u0219i se scarpin\u0103 dup\u0103 ureche, \u00eentreab\u0103 cu jum\u0103tate de gur\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Ioane… tu \u0219tii de ce e t\u0103cere a\u0219a mare pe uli\u021b\u0103 ast\u0103zi?<\/p>\n
Ion se uit\u0103 la un nor care trece lene\u0219 pe cer, mai a\u0219teapt\u0103 vreo cinci minute s\u0103 se a\u0219eze g\u00e2ndurile \u0219i r\u0103spunde rar:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ap\u0103i, or fi to\u021bi la coas\u0103, Gheorghe. E vreme de lucru.<\/p>\n
Mai trece o or\u0103 de lini\u0219te deplin\u0103. Deodat\u0103, o ma\u0219in\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, plin\u0103 de praf, opre\u0219te chiar \u00een dreptul lor. \u0218oferul, vizibil pierdut, coboar\u0103 geamul \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 \u00een englez\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Excuse me, do you know how to get to the nearest gas station?<\/p>\n
Cei doi se uit\u0103 lung la el, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103. \u0218oferul, v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 nu prime\u0219te r\u0103spuns, \u00eencearc\u0103 \u00een german\u0103, apoi \u00een francez\u0103, d\u00e2nd din m\u00e2ini disperat. \u00cen final, ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc \u0219i pleac\u0103 mai departe \u00een tromb\u0103.<\/p>\n
Gheorghe, dup\u0103 ce se mai a\u0219az\u0103 praful, zice \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, vezi Ioane? Ce bun e s\u0103 \u0219tii limbi str\u0103ine \u00een ziua de azi…<\/p>\n
Ion scuip\u0103 o s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103, se uit\u0103 lung dup\u0103 ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i conchide calm:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ap\u0103i… \u0219i la ce i-o folosit, Gheorghe? C\u0103 de plecat, tot a plecat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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