La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea vrea s\u0103 testeze perspicacitatea elevilor \u0219i logica lor \u00een situa\u021bii reale:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Copii, fi\u021bi aten\u021bi! Dac\u0103 pe un gard stau cinci p\u0103s\u0103rele \u0219i eu trag cu pu\u0219ca \u0219i omor una, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n pe gard?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 ridic\u0103 imediat m\u00e2na, plin de \u00eencredere:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Niciuna, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare!<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i de ce, Bul\u0103? Matematica elementar\u0103 spune clar c\u0103 5 minus 1 fac 4.<\/p>\n
\u2014 E simplu: dup\u0103 ce trage\u021bi cu pu\u0219ca, restul se sperie de zgomot \u0219i zboar\u0103 toate \u00een toate direc\u021biile. Nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne niciuna!<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea z\u00e2mbe\u0219te \u00eeng\u0103duitor \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu e chiar r\u0103spunsul matematic pe care \u00eel c\u0103utam, dar \u00eemi place mult modul t\u0103u creativ de a g\u00e2ndi!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, sim\u021bindu-se pe val, cere permisiunea s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u0219i el o \u00eentrebare:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, pot s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb \u0219i eu ceva? Trei femei merg pe strad\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103. Una o mu\u0219c\u0103 cu poft\u0103, una o linge u\u0219or \u0219i una o suge cu grij\u0103. Care dintre ele este m\u0103ritat\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea se \u00eenro\u0219e\u0219te instantaneu p\u00e2n\u0103 la r\u0103d\u0103cina p\u0103rului, se f\u00e2st\u00e2ce\u0219te, se uit\u0103 prin clas\u0103 \u0219i, \u00een final, r\u0103spunde \u0219optit:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… probabil aia care o suge?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare! Aia care are verighet\u0103 pe deget… dar s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eemi place la nebunie modul dumneavoastr\u0103 de a g\u00e2ndi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La \u0219coal\u0103, \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea vrea s\u0103 testeze perspicacitatea elevilor \u0219i logica lor \u00een situa\u021bii reale: \u2014 Copii, fi\u021bi aten\u021bi! Dac\u0103 pe un gard stau cinci p\u0103s\u0103rele \u0219i eu trag cu pu\u0219ca…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12891"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12891\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}