\u00centr-o sear\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, Bubulina \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103, cu o voce plin\u0103 de \u00een\u021belesuri:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103, drag\u0103, tu m\u0103 mai iube\u0219ti la fel de mult ca \u00een prima zi?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sigur c\u0103 da, Bubulino, ce \u00eentrebare e asta? E\u0219ti soarele meu, e\u0219ti aerul meu!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Atunci dovede\u0219te-mi! Du-te \u00een jungl\u0103 \u0219i lupt\u0103-te cu un leu fioros, cu m\u00e2inile goale, ca s\u0103-mi ar\u0103\u021bi c\u00e2t de curajos e\u0219ti pentru mine!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se uit\u0103 lung la ea, \u00ee\u0219i potrive\u0219te \u0219apca pe ceaf\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103spunde iritat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Auzi, femeie, tu chiar ai \u00eennebunit? Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 sf\u00e2\u0219ie animalul \u0103la? S\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i v\u0103duv\u0103? Cere-mi \u0219i tu ceva mai omenesc, ceva mai p\u0103m\u00e2ntean, ce se poate face aici, la noi \u00een apartament…<\/p>\n
Bubulina ofteaz\u0103, st\u0103 pu\u021bin pe g\u00e2nduri \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bine… atunci d\u0103-mi telefonul t\u0103u, deblocheaz\u0103-l \u0219i las\u0103-m\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi citesc toate mesajele de pe WhatsApp \u0219i listele de apeluri din ultima lun\u0103.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 tace m\u00e2lc, se ridic\u0103 \u00eencet de pe canapea, \u00ee\u0219i caut\u0103 cheile de la ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 hot\u0103r\u00e2t:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Auzi… leul \u0103la de care ziceai, e dresat sau e din \u0103la s\u0103lbatic? C\u0103 am un chef de o b\u0103taie sor\u0103 cu moartea, de nu se poate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o sear\u0103 de s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, Bubulina \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103, cu o voce plin\u0103 de \u00een\u021belesuri: \u2014 Bul\u0103, drag\u0103, tu m\u0103 mai iube\u0219ti la fel de mult ca \u00een prima zi?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}