Bul\u0103 vine entuziasmat de la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219te pe tat\u0103l s\u0103u \u00een sufragerie, citind ziarul.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, ast\u0103zi am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat la \u0219coal\u0103 despre logic\u0103! e anun\u021b\u0103 el m\u00e2ndru.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l las\u0103 ziarul jos \u0219i se uit\u0103 peste ochelari, curios:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Logica, ai? \u0218i po\u021bi s\u0103-mi explici \u0219i mie, \u00een cuvinte simple, ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sigur! Uite, tat\u0103, tu ai acvariu acas\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Da, Bul\u0103, am acvariul \u0103la mare de l\u00e2ng\u0103 fereastr\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei bine, dac\u0103 ai acvariu, logic este c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac pe\u0219tii. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac pe\u0219tii, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place natura. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place natura, rezult\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti un om echilibrat, care iube\u0219te frumosul. \u0218i dac\u0103 iube\u0219ti frumosul, logic e c\u0103 e\u0219ti un b\u0103rbat adev\u0103rat \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi plac femeile. Am dreptate?<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l r\u0103m\u00e2ne masc\u0103, impresionat de ra\u021bionament:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Incredibil, Bul\u0103! Chiar a\u0219a e. Ce chestie profund\u0103 e logica asta, domnule…<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 zece minute, Bul\u0103 iese \u00een fa\u021ba blocului \u0219i se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu \u0218trul\u0103, care st\u0103tea degeaba pe o banc\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Auzi, \u0218trul\u0103, tu \u0219tii ce e aia logic\u0103? \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 Bul\u0103 superior.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, habar n-am, r\u0103spunde \u0218trul\u0103, ridic\u00e2nd din umeri.<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i fii atent la mine, c\u0103 e simplu. Zi-mi: tu ai acvariu acas\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, n-am, r\u0103spunde \u0218trul\u0103 sec.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 \u00eel prive\u0219te cu o mil\u0103 profund\u0103, d\u0103 din cap dezam\u0103git \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103cat, \u0218trul\u0103… \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti gay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine entuziasmat de la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219te pe tat\u0103l s\u0103u \u00een sufragerie, citind ziarul. \u2014 Tat\u0103, ast\u0103zi am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat la \u0219coal\u0103 despre logic\u0103! e anun\u021b\u0103 el m\u00e2ndru. Tat\u0103l…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}