Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe marginea \u0219an\u021bului, la umbra unui nuc b\u0103tr\u00e2n, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un pai.<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Gheorghe, zice Ion dup\u0103 vreo jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 de t\u0103cere, tu ce-ai face dac\u0103, merg\u00e2nd a\u0219a pe drum spre cas\u0103, ai g\u0103si o geant\u0103 ticsit\u0103 cu un milion de euro?<\/p>\n
Gheorghe scuip\u0103 paiul, se scarpin\u0103 rar dup\u0103 ureche \u0219i r\u0103spunde ap\u0103sat:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, ce s\u0103 fac, Ioane… a\u0219 c\u0103uta proprietarul \u0219i i-a\u0219 da banii \u00eenapoi p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul cent.<\/p>\n
Ion \u00eencremene\u0219te, cu ochii m\u0103ri\u021bi de mirare:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, m\u0103i, dar de c\u00e2nd ai devenit tu a\u0219a de cinstit? E un milion de euro, omule! \u00ce\u021bi cumperi tot satul \u0219i-\u021bi mai r\u0103m\u00e2n \u0219i de-o combin\u0103 nou\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu-i vorba de cinste, m\u0103i Ioane, r\u0103spunde Gheorghe cu o lini\u0219te deplin\u0103. Dar la ce noroc am eu \u00een via\u021b\u0103, sigur e o emisiune cu camere ascunse sau, mai r\u0103u, m\u0103 vede soacr\u0103-mea de dup\u0103 gard \u0219i-mi cere jum\u0103tate pe loc, plus dob\u00e2nd\u0103 c\u0103 n-am salutat-o de diminea\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe marginea \u0219an\u021bului, la umbra unui nuc b\u0103tr\u00e2n, mestec\u00e2nd agale c\u00e2te un pai. \u2014 M\u0103i Gheorghe, zice Ion dup\u0103 vreo jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 de t\u0103cere, tu…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}