Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune tat\u0103lui s\u0103u pe un ton foarte serios:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, am decis s\u0103 devin manager de criz\u0103. Mi-am dat seama c\u0103 am un talent \u00eenn\u0103scut pentru asta.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l, ridic\u00e2nd o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103 deasupra ziarului, \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Interesant, Bul\u0103. \u0218i care a fost prima ta mare realizare \u00een acest domeniu?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, ast\u0103zi am reu\u0219it s\u0103 reduc timpul de studiu pentru testul de matematic\u0103 cu 100%.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i cum ai f\u0103cut asta, m\u0103i geniu al economiei?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Simplu! Am externalizat complet efortul c\u0103tre colegul meu de banc\u0103, \u0218trul.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i care a fost rezultatul evalu\u0103rii de pia\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare mi-a dat un 4, dar eu i-am explicat c\u0103 este un scor excelent dac\u0103 lu\u0103m \u00een calcul faptul c\u0103 am lucrat cu zero investi\u021bii \u0219i am maximizat timpul de recreere.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l se ridic\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i d\u0103 jos cureaua \u0219i zice:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, Bul\u0103, acum preg\u0103te\u0219te-te, c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 trecem la etapa de ‘restructurare opera\u021bional\u0103’ aplicat\u0103 direct pe fondul t\u0103u de rulment!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune tat\u0103lui s\u0103u pe un ton foarte serios: \u2014 Tat\u0103, am decis s\u0103 devin manager de criz\u0103. Mi-am dat seama c\u0103 am…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12880","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12880","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12880"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12880\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12880"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12880"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12880"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}