Vasile vine acas\u0103 rupt de oboseal\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103 la munc\u0103 \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe so\u021bia lui, Maria, pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, \u00eenconjurat\u0103 de oale \u0219i tig\u0103i.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce-ai p\u0103\u021bit, M\u0103rie, de ce jele\u0219ti \u00een halul \u0103sta? s-a speriat Vasile, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-\u0219i geanta pe jos.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vai, Vasile, e groaznic! A venit mama \u00een vizit\u0103 pe nea\u0219teptate \u0219i a vrut s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 o surpriz\u0103… S-a apucat s\u0103 g\u0103teasc\u0103 ea cina, dup\u0103 o re\u021bet\u0103 nou\u0103 dintr-o revist\u0103 francez\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i pentru asta pl\u00e2ngi tu, m\u0103i femeie? a \u00eencercat Vasile s\u0103 o consoleze, b\u0103t\u00e2nd-o pe um\u0103r. Las\u0103, c\u0103 nu-i nicio tragedie dac\u0103 nu-i m\u00e2ncarea la fel de bun\u0103 ca a ta. O m\u00e2nc\u0103m a\u0219a cum e, doar n-o s\u0103 ne sup\u0103r\u0103m pe soacr\u0103-mea din at\u00e2ta lucru.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu de asta pl\u00e2ng, Vasile! suspin\u0103 Maria, \u0219terg\u00e2ndu-\u0219i nasul cu \u0219or\u021bul.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Dar de ce atunci? s-a mirat el.<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… a gustat ea prima din ce-a g\u0103tit, s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 are destul\u0103 sare, \u0219i a c\u0103zut lat\u0103! A murit pe loc, s\u0103raca!<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, asta da surpriz\u0103! zice Vasile, \u00eendrept\u00e2ndu-\u0219i instinctiv spatele. \u0218i atunci, dac\u0103 tot s-a rezolvat problema, de ce mai pl\u00e2ngi at\u00e2ta, M\u0103rie?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 s-a ars \u0219i friptura \u00eentre timp, Vasile, \u0219i acum chiar n-avem ce pune pe mas\u0103 la poman\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vasile vine acas\u0103 rupt de oboseal\u0103 dup\u0103 o zi lung\u0103 la munc\u0103 \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe so\u021bia lui, Maria, pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie, \u00eenconjurat\u0103 de oale \u0219i tig\u0103i. \u2014…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12878"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12878\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}