Bul\u0103 \u0219i \u0218trul\u0103 stau la o teras\u0103, filosof\u00e2nd despre familie \u0219i destin dup\u0103 a treia halb\u0103 de bere.<\/p>\n
\u2014 B\u0103i \u0218trul\u0103, zice Bul\u0103 cu o voce grav\u0103, soacr\u0103-mea e un \u00eenger, s\u0103 \u0219tii!<\/p>\n
\u0218trul\u0103 ofteaz\u0103, se uit\u0103 cu triste\u021be \u00een pahar \u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Norocosule! A mea \u00eenc\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219te, n-am ce-i face, e tare-n clan\u021b\u0103…<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 \u00eel prive\u0219te cu mil\u0103 \u0219i \u00eel l\u0103mure\u0219te:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu m-ai \u00een\u021beles, m\u0103i! Ieri am dus-o la gr\u0103dina zoologic\u0103, la sec\u021biunea cu pr\u0103d\u0103tori mari. Din neaten\u021bie, soacr\u0103-mea s-a sprijinit de gardul leilor, gardul a cedat \u0219i a c\u0103zut direct \u00een mijlocul lor. Erau acolo vreo \u0219ase lei africani, fl\u0103m\u00e2nzi, care au \u00eenceput s\u0103 dea t\u00e2rcoale \u0219i s\u0103 m\u00e2r\u00e2ie fioros.<\/p>\n
\u0218trul\u0103 se albe\u0219te la fa\u021b\u0103, se ridic\u0103 pe jum\u0103tate de pe scaun \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vai de mine, Bul\u0103! \u0218i ce-ai f\u0103cut? Ai s\u0103rit s\u0103 o salvezi? Ai strigat dup\u0103 ajutor la \u00eengrijitori?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 mai soarbe o gur\u0103 de bere, se las\u0103 pe sp\u0103tarul scaunului \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu un calm imperturbabil:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, \u0218trul\u0103. M-am uitat fix \u00een ochii leului \u0103luia mai mare \u0219i i-am zis: \u201eB\u0103iatu’, sunt animalele voastre, v\u0103 prive\u0219te ce face\u021bi cu ele. Eu nu m\u0103 bag \u00een problemele voastre interne!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 \u0219i \u0218trul\u0103 stau la o teras\u0103, filosof\u00e2nd despre familie \u0219i destin dup\u0103 a treia halb\u0103 de bere. \u2014 B\u0103i \u0218trul\u0103, zice Bul\u0103 cu o voce grav\u0103, soacr\u0103-mea e un…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12876"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12876\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}