Bul\u0103 se duce la doctor, vizibil \u00eengrijorat de trecerea anilor.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Domnule doctor, simt c\u0103 m\u0103 las\u0103 puterile. Spune-mi sincer, ce trebuie s\u0103 fac ca s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u0219i eu m\u0103car p\u00e2n\u0103 la 100 de ani?<\/p>\n
Doctorul \u00eel prive\u0219te lung, \u00ee\u0219i aranjeaz\u0103 ochelarii pe nas \u0219i \u00eencepe interogatoriul:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ia zi, Bul\u0103, bei? Consumi alcool?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, domnule doctor, niciun strop! Nici m\u0103car de s\u0103rb\u0103tori.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Fumezi?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamne fere\u0219te! N-am pus \u00een via\u021ba mea \u021bigar\u0103 \u00een gur\u0103, e otrav\u0103 curat\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Dar cu femeile cum stai? Mai ai \u0219i tu vreo aventur\u0103, ceva acolo, s\u0103-\u021bi mai bat\u0103 inima?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nici g\u00e2nd! Eu sunt fidel Bubulinei mele, suntem ca doi porumbei de treizeci de ani.<\/p>\n
Doctorul ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, se las\u0103 pe sp\u0103tarul scaunului \u0219i \u00eei spune pe un ton grav:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Atunci, Bul\u0103, am o singur\u0103 solu\u021bie pentru tine: mut\u0103-te \u00eentr-un sat izolat de munte, unde nu exist\u0103 curent electric, televiziune sau internet. Caut\u0103 o v\u0103duv\u0103 cu \u0219ase copii mici, care are \u0219i o mam\u0103 foarte cic\u0103litoare, \u0219i mut\u0103-i pe to\u021bi la tine \u00een cas\u0103.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, cu ochii sclipind de speran\u021b\u0103, \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i dac\u0103 fac asta, domnule doctor, o s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc p\u00e2n\u0103 la 100 de ani?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, Bul\u0103… dar alea \u0219ase luni care \u021bi-au mai r\u0103mas de tr\u0103it o s\u0103 \u021bi se par\u0103 o eternitate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 se duce la doctor, vizibil \u00eengrijorat de trecerea anilor. \u2014 Domnule doctor, simt c\u0103 m\u0103 las\u0103 puterile. Spune-mi sincer, ce trebuie s\u0103 fac ca s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc \u0219i eu m\u0103car…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12872","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12872","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12872"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12872\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12872"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12872"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12872"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}