So\u021bul \u0219i so\u021bia s\u0103rb\u0103toreau 50 de ani de c\u0103snicie ne\u00eentrerupt\u0103. Reporterii de la ziarul local, impresiona\u021bi de longevitatea rela\u021biei, vin s\u0103 ia un interviu.<\/p>\n
– Domnule Ionescu, care este secretul dumneavoastr\u0103? Cum se face c\u0103 \u00een jum\u0103tate de secol nu v-a\u021bi certat niciodat\u0103?<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i, drag\u0103 tinere, totul a \u00eenceput \u00een luna de miere. Eram \u00een Mexic \u0219i am plecat s\u0103 vizit\u0103m un canion, c\u0103lare pe ni\u0219te m\u0103gari. La un moment dat, m\u0103garul so\u021biei s-a \u00eempiedicat. Ea a zis calm: \u201eAsta-i prima\u201d.<\/p>\n
Dup\u0103 zece minute, m\u0103garul s-a \u00eempiedicat iar. Ea a ridicat din umeri \u0219i a zis: \u201eAsta-i a doua\u201d.<\/p>\n
A treia oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eempiedicat, so\u021bia a scos tacticos pistolul din po\u0219et\u0103 \u0219i l-a \u00eempu\u0219cat pe bietul animal direct \u00een cap.<\/p>\n
Eu, \u00eengrozit, am \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u021bip la ea:<\/p>\n
– Femeie, e\u0219ti nebun\u0103?! Ce-ai f\u0103cut? De ce ai omor\u00e2t animalul? Ce-i cu comportamentul \u0103sta s\u0103lbatic?!<\/p>\n
Ea s-a uitat lung la mine, cu o privire de ghea\u021b\u0103, \u0219i a zis \u0219optit:<\/p>\n
– Asta-i prima.<\/p>\n
\u0218i de atunci, domnule drag\u0103, avem o armonie total\u0103 \u0219i o \u00een\u021belegere de nedescris \u00een cas\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
So\u021bul \u0219i so\u021bia s\u0103rb\u0103toreau 50 de ani de c\u0103snicie ne\u00eentrerupt\u0103. Reporterii de la ziarul local, impresiona\u021bi de longevitatea rela\u021biei, vin s\u0103 ia un interviu. – Domnule Ionescu, care este secretul…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}