{"id":12867,"date":"2026-05-10T16:01:24","date_gmt":"2026-05-10T16:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/05\/10\/o-investitie-de-viitor\/"},"modified":"2026-05-10T16:01:24","modified_gmt":"2026-05-10T16:01:24","slug":"o-investitie-de-viitor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/05\/10\/o-investitie-de-viitor\/","title":{"rendered":"O investi\u021bie de viitor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 mai devreme \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe soacr\u0103-sa \u00een mijlocul cur\u021bii, verific\u00e2nd cu mare aten\u021bie lan\u021bul unei biciclete nou-nou\u021be, sclipitoare.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103! Da&#8217; unde v\u0103 porni\u021bi a\u0219a cu mare av\u00e2nt? \u00eentreab\u0103 Bul\u0103, pref\u0103c\u00e2ndu-se curios.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P\u00e2n\u0103 la cimitir, Bul\u0103 tat\u0103&#8230; Am auzit c\u0103 s-au scos ni\u0219te locuri de veci la reducere, chiar pe aleea principal\u0103, \u0219i m\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi aleg unul mai de doamne-ajut\u0103, s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n pe drumuri.<\/p>\n<p>Bul\u0103 tace un moment, prive\u0219te cu jind la cadrul lucios al bicicletei, se scarpin\u0103 meditativ \u00een ceaf\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 cu o voce plin\u0103 de \u00eengrijorare:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P\u0103i bine, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103, am \u00een\u021beles&#8230; dar de adus bicicleta \u00eenapoi, cine o mai aduce?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 mai devreme \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe soacr\u0103-sa \u00een mijlocul cur\u021bii, verific\u00e2nd cu mare aten\u021bie lan\u021bul unei biciclete nou-nou\u021be, sclipitoare. \u2014 S\u0103rut m\u00e2na, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103! Da&#8217; unde v\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12867"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12867\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}