Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote pe canapea, cu batista la ochi.<\/p>\n
– Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, draga mea? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a distrus\u0103?<\/p>\n
– Vai, Bul\u0103, e o tragedie! Mama a fost mu\u0219cat\u0103 de un c\u00e2ine maidanez \u00een timp ce se \u00eentorcea de la pia\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 \u00eenlemni pentru o secund\u0103, apoi \u00eentreb\u0103 cu o voce plin\u0103 de \u00eengrijorare:<\/p>\n
– O, nu! \u0218i ce spun medicii? Cum se simte biata creatur\u0103?<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i, mama e la spital pentru ni\u0219te analize de rutin\u0103, dar c\u00e2inele… c\u00e2inele a murit dup\u0103 zece minute, \u00een chinuri groaznice!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 ofteaz\u0103 u\u0219urat, se a\u0219az\u0103 confortabil \u00een fotoliu \u0219i spune calm:<\/p>\n
– Vezi, iubito? De asta \u00ee\u021bi zic mereu s\u0103 nu o mai la\u0219i pe mam\u0103-ta s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce sarmale cu at\u00e2ta ardei iute \u0219i s\u0103 bea cafeaua f\u0103r\u0103 zah\u0103r. Are veninul mult prea concentrat pentru cineva care nu e obi\u0219nuit cu stilul ei de via\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103 de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote pe canapea, cu batista la ochi. – Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, draga mea? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}