Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, nea\u0219teptat de vesel.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, a\u0219ezat pe canapea, \u00eel m\u0103soar\u0103 din priviri cu suspiciune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103, de ce r\u00e2nje\u0219ti a\u0219a? Iar ai f\u0103cut vreo boac\u0103n\u0103 sau ai luat vreun premiu de care nu \u0219tim?<\/p>\n
\u2014 T\u0103ticu\u021bule, azi am fost singurul din toat\u0103 clasa care a \u0219tiut s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 la o \u00eentrebare de logic\u0103 a doamnei \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare!<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l, sim\u021bind pentru prima dat\u0103 o urm\u0103 de m\u00e2ndrie p\u0103rinteasc\u0103, las\u0103 ziarul din m\u00e2n\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei, a\u0219a te vreau! Se vede c\u0103 ai mo\u0219tenit genele mele de matematician. \u0218i ce v-a \u00eentrebat doamna, mai exact?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, a intrat \u00een clas\u0103 destul de ro\u0219ie la fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i a \u00eentrebat: \u201eCine a lipit guma de mestecat pe scaunul meu chiar \u00eenainte s\u0103 m\u0103 a\u0219ez?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i tu ce ai f\u0103cut, m\u0103i tat\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, cum \u021bi-am zis, am fost singurul care a avut curajul s\u0103 ridice m\u00e2na \u0219i s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 sincer: \u201eEu am fost, doamn\u0103, am vrut s\u0103 m\u0103 asigur c\u0103 nu pleca\u021bi nic\u0103ieri p\u00e2n\u0103 nu termin\u0103m lec\u021bia!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la \u0219coal\u0103, nea\u0219teptat de vesel. Tat\u0103l s\u0103u, a\u0219ezat pe canapea, \u00eel m\u0103soar\u0103 din priviri cu suspiciune: \u2014 Bul\u0103, de ce r\u00e2nje\u0219ti a\u0219a? Iar ai f\u0103cut vreo…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}