La \u0219coal\u0103, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare vrea s\u0103 testeze perspicacitatea elevilor \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Copii, dac\u0103 pe un gard stau cinci p\u0103s\u0103rele \u0219i eu trag cu pu\u0219ca \u0219i nimeresc una, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n pe gard?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se ridic\u0103 imediat \u00een picioare:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Niciuna, doamn\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i cum a\u0219a, Bul\u0103? Matematica spune c\u0103 5 minus 1 fac 4.<\/p>\n
\u2014 E simplu, doamn\u0103. Una moare \u0219i cade, iar restul se sperie de zgomot \u0219i zboar\u0103 toate. Unde a\u021bi mai v\u0103zut p\u0103s\u0103ri care s\u0103 stea la poz\u0103 dup\u0103 un foc de arm\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea z\u00e2mbe\u0219te:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu e r\u0103spunsul corect din punct de vedere matematic, dar \u00eemi place modul t\u0103u de g\u00e2ndire, e foarte creativ!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, sim\u021bindu-se pe val, zice:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamn\u0103, pot s\u0103 v\u0103 pun \u0219i eu o \u00eentrebare, tot de logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Sigur c\u0103 da, Bul\u0103. Te ascult.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Se face c\u0103 trei femei stau la o teras\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103. Una o linge u\u0219or pe margini, a doua o mu\u0219c\u0103 cu poft\u0103, iar a treia o m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 cu linguri\u021ba, foarte atent\u0103. Care dintre ele este m\u0103ritat\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea se ro\u0219e\u0219te p\u00e2n\u0103 la urechi, \u00ee\u0219i aranjeaz\u0103 ochelarii \u0219i, dup\u0103 o pauz\u0103 lung\u0103 de ezitare, r\u0103spunde cu voce mic\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… cred c\u0103 cea care o mu\u0219c\u0103 cu poft\u0103?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 r\u0103spunde sec:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, doamn\u0103. Cea care are verighet\u0103 pe deget… dar \u00eemi place modul dumneavoastr\u0103 de g\u00e2ndire!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
La \u0219coal\u0103, doamna \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare vrea s\u0103 testeze perspicacitatea elevilor \u0219i \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103: \u2014 Copii, dac\u0103 pe un gard stau cinci p\u0103s\u0103rele \u0219i eu trag cu pu\u0219ca \u0219i nimeresc una, c\u00e2te…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}