{"id":12859,"date":"2026-05-06T16:00:53","date_gmt":"2026-05-06T16:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/05\/06\/negocieri-de-seara-in-cuplu\/"},"modified":"2026-05-06T16:00:53","modified_gmt":"2026-05-06T16:00:53","slug":"negocieri-de-seara-in-cuplu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/05\/06\/negocieri-de-seara-in-cuplu\/","title":{"rendered":"Negocieri de Sear\u0103 \u00een Cuplu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o sear\u0103, so\u021bia \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe so\u021b, cu un glas dulce \u0219i plin de sub\u00een\u021beles:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Iubitule, dac\u0103 a\u0219 c\u00e2\u0219tiga la loto o sum\u0103 imens\u0103, ce ai face?<\/p>\n<p>So\u021bul, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ridice ochii din ziar, r\u0103spunde imediat, convins c\u0103 e o discu\u021bie ipotetic\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sincer? A\u0219 lua jum\u0103tate din bani \u0219i te-a\u0219 p\u0103r\u0103si pe loc, draga mea!<\/p>\n<p>So\u021bia z\u00e2mbe\u0219te larg, scoate un bilet din buzunar \u0219i \u00eel pune pe mas\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Perfect! Am c\u00e2\u0219tigat azi 10 lei la \u201eLoz \u00een plic\u201d. Poftim 5 lei \u0219i bagajele tale sunt deja la u\u0219\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-o sear\u0103, so\u021bia \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe so\u021b, cu un glas dulce \u0219i plin de sub\u00een\u021beles: \u2014 Iubitule, dac\u0103 a\u0219 c\u00e2\u0219tiga la loto o sum\u0103 imens\u0103, ce ai face? So\u021bul, f\u0103r\u0103&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12859","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12859","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12859"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12859\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12859"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12859"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12859"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}