\u00centr-un sat lini\u0219tit din inima Ardealului, Ion \u0219i Maria \u00ee\u0219i s\u0103rb\u0103toreau nunta de aur. Curios s\u0103 afle secretul longevit\u0103\u021bii lor, un reporter de la ora\u0219 \u00eei viziteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Domnule Ion, cum de nu v-a\u021bi certat niciodat\u0103 cu so\u021bia \u00een 50 de ani? \u00eentreab\u0103 reporterul entuziasmat.<\/p>\n
Ion se a\u0219az\u0103 comod pe prisp\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i potrive\u0219te tacticos p\u0103l\u0103ria \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 povesteasc\u0103 rar:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ap\u0103i, domnule drag\u0103, totul a pornit din ziua nun\u021bii. Ne \u00eentorceam de la biseric\u0103 cu c\u0103ru\u021ba \u0219i, la un moment dat, calul s-a \u00eempiedicat. Eu m-am uitat la el \u0219i am zis: \u201eAsta-i una\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i? \u00eentreab\u0103 reporterul mirat.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Mai mergem noi un kilometru, calul se mai \u00eempiedic\u0103 o dat\u0103. Eu, calm, zic: \u201eAsta-i a doua\u201d. A treia oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eempiedicat m\u00e2r\u021boaga, am tras c\u0103ru\u021ba pe dreapta, am scos pu\u0219ca \u0219i i-am tras un glon\u021b \u00eentre ochi.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamne fere\u0219te! a s\u0103rit Maria atunci, \u00eengrozit\u0103. E\u0219ti nebun, Ioane? De ce-ai omor\u00e2t calul, s\u0103racul de el? Ce-a fost \u00een capul t\u0103u, omule?!<\/p>\n
Ion tace, o prive\u0219te lung pe Maria, \u00ee\u0219i \u0219terge sudoarea de pe frunte \u0219i \u00eei spune \u00eencet:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Asta-i una…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-un sat lini\u0219tit din inima Ardealului, Ion \u0219i Maria \u00ee\u0219i s\u0103rb\u0103toreau nunta de aur. Curios s\u0103 afle secretul longevit\u0103\u021bii lor, un reporter de la ora\u0219 \u00eei viziteaz\u0103. \u2014 Domnule Ion,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}