Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune tat\u0103lui s\u0103u, cu un z\u00e2mbet larg pe buze:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, am luat 10 ast\u0103zi la ora de biologie! Doamna ne-a \u00eentrebat care este cea mai important\u0103 legum\u0103 din casa noastr\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bravo, Bul\u0103! \u0218i ce ai r\u0103spuns? Cartoful, c\u0103 suntem oameni gospodari?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, tat\u0103. To\u021bi colegii au zis cartoful, ceapa sau fasolea. Eu am ridicat m\u00e2na \u0219i am zis clar: berea!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Berea?! P\u0103i de ce, m\u0103i t\u0103nt\u0103l\u0103ule, c\u0103 berea nu-i legum\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ba da, tat\u0103! I-am explicat doamnei exact ce ai zis tu s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103 sear\u0103 c\u00e2nd te-ai \u00eentors de la munc\u0103 \u0219i te-ai pr\u0103bu\u0219it pe canapea: ‘Femeie, adu-mi repede leguma aia rece din frigider, c\u0103 dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 hidratez cu ni\u0219te vitamine de hamei, m\u0103 ofilesc de tot!’<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i… ce a zis doamna?<\/p>\n
\u2014 A t\u0103cut un pic, s-a uitat \u00een catalog \u0219i a zis c\u0103, pentru argumentare logic\u0103 \u0219i spirit de observa\u021bie clinic asupra mediului familial, merit un 10 cu felicit\u0103ri. Apoi mi-a \u0219optit s\u0103-\u021bi transmit c\u0103 \u0219i so\u021bul ei e mare ‘gr\u0103dinar’ \u0219i te \u00een\u021belege perfect!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i \u00eei spune tat\u0103lui s\u0103u, cu un z\u00e2mbet larg pe buze: \u2014 Tat\u0103, am luat 10 ast\u0103zi la ora de biologie! Doamna ne-a \u00eentrebat care…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12852","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12852","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12852"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12852\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12852"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12852"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12852"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}