Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103 foarte m\u00e2ndru \u0219i se a\u0219az\u0103 la mas\u0103 cu tat\u0103l s\u0103u.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, azi la \u0219coal\u0103 am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat despre logic\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Despre ce, m\u0103i tat\u0103? Ce-i aia logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Stai c\u0103-\u021bi explic imediat. Uite, tu ai acvariu acas\u0103, nu?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Am, Bul\u0103, cum s\u0103 n-am?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, dac\u0103 ai acvariu, logic este c\u0103-\u021bi plac pe\u0219tii, nu?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Normal c\u0103-mi plac!<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i dac\u0103-\u021bi plac pe\u0219tii, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103-\u021bi place natura, corect?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Corect, tat\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i dac\u0103-\u021bi place natura, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103-\u021bi plac \u0219i femeile, nu?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, logic c\u0103-mi plac femeile, Bul\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vezi? Asta e logica! Din faptul c\u0103 ai un acvariu \u00een sufragerie, am dedus prin logic\u0103 faptul c\u0103 e\u0219ti un b\u0103rbat adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l, impresionat de c\u00e2t de de\u0219tept e fiul lui, se duce a doua zi la serviciu \u0219i \u00eel abordeaz\u0103 pe un coleg de birou:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Auzi, Ioane, tu \u0219tii ce e aia logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, habar n-am. Ce-i?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Stai c\u0103-\u021bi explic eu, c\u0103 m-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat fiul meu. Zi-mi, ai acvariu acas\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, n-am.<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, atunci e clar, Ioane… \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti homosexual!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103 foarte m\u00e2ndru \u0219i se a\u0219az\u0103 la mas\u0103 cu tat\u0103l s\u0103u. \u2014 Tat\u0103, azi la \u0219coal\u0103 am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat despre logic\u0103! \u2014 Despre ce, m\u0103i tat\u0103? Ce-i…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}