Bul\u0103 st\u0103tea lini\u0219tit pe prisp\u0103, savur\u00e2nd o bere rece, c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 Bubulina apare disperat\u0103, alerg\u00e2nd din spatele casei:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103! Bul\u0103, las\u0103 berea aia! E o tragedie! Mama a c\u0103zut \u00een f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se uit\u0103 lung la ea, mai ia o \u00eenghi\u021bitur\u0103 tacticoas\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i \u0219terge spuma de pe musta\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 calm:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i ce vrei s\u0103 spui cu asta, Bubulino? C\u0103 de azi \u00eenainte nu mai avem ap\u0103 potabil\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cum po\u021bi s\u0103 fii at\u00e2t de nesim\u021bit?! strig\u0103 Bubulina cu lacrimi \u00een ochi. E mama! Se \u00eeneac\u0103 acolo, e la fund!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 ofteaz\u0103, se ridic\u0103 cu greu de pe scaun \u0219i merge agale p\u00e2n\u0103 la gura f\u00e2nt\u00e2nii. Se apleac\u0103 peste ghizduri \u0219i strig\u0103 \u00een \u00eentuneric:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Soacr\u0103-mea! M\u0103 auzi?<\/p>\n
Din ad\u00e2ncuri se aude o voce pi\u021big\u0103iat\u0103 \u0219i plin\u0103 de nervi:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Te aud, netrebnicule! Scoate-m\u0103 odat\u0103, c\u0103 e apa rece ca ghea\u021ba \u0219i mi-e fric\u0103!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce spre so\u021bia lui, d\u0103 resemnat din umeri \u0219i \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vezi, draga mea? Iar a \u00eenceput cu fi\u021bele \u0219i preten\u021biile… Ba c\u0103 e apa prea rece, ba c\u0103 nu-i place loca\u021bia. Niciodat\u0103 n-ai cum s\u0103 o mul\u021bume\u0219ti pe femeia asta, indiferent unde s-ar afla!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 st\u0103tea lini\u0219tit pe prisp\u0103, savur\u00e2nd o bere rece, c\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 Bubulina apare disperat\u0103, alerg\u00e2nd din spatele casei: \u2014 Bul\u0103! Bul\u0103, las\u0103 berea aia! E o tragedie! Mama a c\u0103zut…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}