\u00centr-o dup\u0103-amiaz\u0103, Bul\u0103 vine de la \u0219coal\u0103 foarte m\u00e2ndru \u0219i se a\u0219az\u0103 la mas\u0103 cu tat\u0103l s\u0103u.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Tat\u0103, azi la \u0219coal\u0103 am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat despre logic\u0103!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce-i aia, m\u0103, logic\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 tat\u0103l, \u00een timp ce t\u0103ia o bucat\u0103 de m\u0103m\u0103lig\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Uite, tat\u0103, e simplu. Hai s\u0103-\u021bi dau un exemplu: Tu ai acvariu acas\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Am, Bul\u0103, cum s\u0103 n-am?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei bine, dac\u0103 ai acvariu, rezult\u0103 logic c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac pe\u0219tii. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi plac pe\u0219tii, rezult\u0103 logic c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place natura. Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place natura, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti un om sensibil \u0219i bun. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti un om bun, rezult\u0103 logic c\u0103 e\u0219ti un so\u021b iubitor. \u0218i dac\u0103 e\u0219ti un so\u021b iubitor, \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti un b\u0103rbat adev\u0103rat. Vezi? Asta e logica!<\/p>\n
Tat\u0103l, profund impresionat de de\u0219tept\u0103ciunea fiului, iese seara la poart\u0103 s\u0103 trag\u0103 o \u021bigar\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu vecinul Vasile.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Auzi, Vasile, tu \u0219tii ce e aia logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, vecine, ce-i aia?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i, stai s\u0103-\u021bi explic, c\u0103 m-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat Bul\u0103 azi. Ia zi, Vasile: tu ai acvariu acas\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, n-am, r\u0103spunde Vasile mirat.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ee, Vasile, atunci e clar: \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti netalentat \u0219i nu-\u021bi plac femeile!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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