Soacra lui Bul\u0103, femeie cu stare dar \u0219i cu mari b\u0103nuieli, decide s\u0103 testeze dragostea celor trei gineri ai s\u0103i. \u00cel ia pe primul ginere la o plimbare pe malul unui r\u00e2u ad\u00e2nc \u0219i, dintr-odat\u0103, se preface c\u0103 alunec\u0103 \u0219i cade \u00een ap\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ajutor, m\u0103 \u00eenec! strig\u0103 b\u0103tr\u00e2na cu disperare.<\/p>\n
Ginerele sare imediat \u00een ap\u0103, o scoate la mal \u0219i o salveaz\u0103. A doua zi, \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii, omul g\u0103se\u0219te o Dacia Logan alb\u0103, nou\u0103, cu un bilet \u00een parbriz: \u201eMul\u021bumesc, soacra ta.\u201d<\/p>\n
Merge soacra \u0219i la al doilea ginere, face aceea\u0219i figur\u0103. Acesta, con\u0219tiincios, se arunc\u0103 \u00een valuri \u0219i o aduce la uscat. A doua zi, prime\u0219te \u0219i el o Dacia Logan \u0219i biletul: \u201eMul\u021bumesc, soacra ta.\u201d<\/p>\n
Vine \u0219i r\u00e2ndul lui Bul\u0103. Se plimb\u0103 ei pe marginea malului abrupt, soacra se arunc\u0103 \u00een ap\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 urle:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103, ajut\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 duc la fund! Nu \u0219tiu s\u0103 \u00eenot!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 se uit\u0103 lung la ea, \u00ee\u0219i aprinde tacticos o \u021bigar\u0103, se a\u0219az\u0103 pe un bolovan \u0219i \u00eei r\u0103spunde cu un calm filosofic:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eh, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103, panta rhei… totul curge. Cine sunt eu s\u0103 m\u0103 opun legilor naturii? S\u0103 ai drum lin spre cele ve\u0219nice!<\/p>\n
Soacra se \u00eeneac\u0103 de-a binelea. A doua zi diminea\u021b\u0103, Bul\u0103 iese la poart\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne masc\u0103: \u00een fa\u021ba casei \u00eel a\u0219tepta un Mercedes S-Class negru, ultimul model, cu scaune din piele \u0219i fund\u0103 ro\u0219ie pe capot\u0103. Pe biletul din parbriz scria mare:<\/p>\n
\u201eS\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, gineric\u0103! Cu respect \u0219i recuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 infinit\u0103, socru-t\u0103u.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Soacra lui Bul\u0103, femeie cu stare dar \u0219i cu mari b\u0103nuieli, decide s\u0103 testeze dragostea celor trei gineri ai s\u0103i. \u00cel ia pe primul ginere la o plimbare pe malul…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}