{"id":12840,"date":"2026-04-27T16:00:35","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T16:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/04\/27\/dilema-existentiala-a-lui-ion\/"},"modified":"2026-04-27T16:00:35","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T16:00:35","slug":"dilema-existentiala-a-lui-ion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/2026\/04\/27\/dilema-existentiala-a-lui-ion\/","title":{"rendered":"Dilema existen\u021bial\u0103 a lui Ion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau lini\u0219ti\u021bi pe prisp\u0103, privind cum apune soarele peste dealurile Ardealului. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere deplin\u0103, timp \u00een care doar fumul pipei lui Ion se mai \u00een\u0103l\u021ba lene\u0219, Gheorghe \u00ee\u0219i drege vocea:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 M\u0103i Ioane, de ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a de posomor\u00e2t, m\u0103? Parc\u0103 \u021bi-au pierit toate cor\u0103biile \u00een Marea Neagr\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ion ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, se scarpin\u0103 rar dup\u0103 ureche \u0219i r\u0103spunde cu un glas plin de oboseal\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ap\u0103i, m-o pus muierea s\u0103 aleg, Gheorghe. O z\u00e2s c\u0103 nu se mai poate.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cum a\u0219a? \u00centre ce \u0219i ce te-o pus s\u0103 alegi?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P\u0103i o vinit \u00een fa\u021ba mea, s-o pus cu m\u00e2inile-n \u0219olduri \u0219i o strigat: \u201eIoane, ori eu, ori p\u0103linca aia de prune! Alege odat\u0103, c\u0103 m-am s\u0103turat!\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Gheorghe \u00eencremene\u0219te, se g\u00e2nde\u0219te profund vreo zece minute, \u00ee\u0219i potrive\u0219te clopul pe frunte \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103 cu o logic\u0103 imbatabil\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 No, \u0219i? Spune odat\u0103, ce-ai ales, m\u0103i Ioane?<\/p>\n<p>Ion \u00eel prive\u0219te lung, cu o triste\u021be infinit\u0103 \u00een ochi \u0219i un pahar plin \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ap\u0103i, Gheorghe&#8230; tu nu vezi ce bine se asorteaz\u0103 p\u0103linca asta cu lini\u0219tea din curte de c\u00e2nd o plecat nevasta?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau lini\u0219ti\u021bi pe prisp\u0103, privind cum apune soarele peste dealurile Ardealului. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere deplin\u0103, timp \u00een care doar fumul pipei lui Ion se&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}