Bul\u0103 \u0219i Bubulina se plimbau prin parc c\u00e2nd dau peste un aparat nou, ultramodern, pe care scria mare: \u201eAparatul Adev\u0103rului – Afl\u0103 ce crede cu adev\u0103rat partenerul despre tine!\u201d.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, curios din fire, bag\u0103 10 lei. Aparatul scaneaz\u0103 \u0219i scoate un bilet: \u201eSo\u021bia ta te consider\u0103 un om bun, dar cam lene\u0219 la treburile casnice.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bubulina r\u00e2de cu poft\u0103: \u201eVezi? P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i robotul \u0219tie c\u0103 nu duci gunoiul! Ia s\u0103 vedem ce zice despre tine!\u201d<\/p>\n
Bag\u0103 \u0219i Bubulina 10 lei. Biletul iese imediat: \u201eSo\u021bul t\u0103u te iube\u0219te enorm, dar consider\u0103 c\u0103 petreci mult prea mult timp la telefon cu mama ta.\u201d<\/p>\n
Bubulina se \u00eembufneaz\u0103 instantaneu: \u201eCe prostie de aparat! E clar c\u0103 e defect, n-are nicio logic\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n
Chiar atunci, apare soacra lui Bul\u0103, venit\u0103 \u201e\u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103tor\u201d la plimbare prin acela\u0219i sector.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce face\u021bi aici, copiilor? Ce-i cu ma\u0219in\u0103ria asta str\u0103in\u0103?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, cu un z\u00e2mbet mali\u021bios, \u00eei explic\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 E un aparat care spune adev\u0103rul pur, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103. Vre\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eencerca\u021bi? E ultima tehnologie!<\/p>\n
Soacra, m\u00e2ndr\u0103 \u0219i sigur\u0103 pe ea, introduce 10 lei \u0219i se a\u0219az\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba scanerului. Aparatul \u00eencepe s\u0103 b\u00e2z\u00e2ie ciudat, scoate sc\u00e2ntei, se aude un sunet de eroare metalic\u0103 \u0219i, dup\u0103 dou\u0103 minute de chin mecanic, scoate un bilet mic, negru de fum pe la margini.<\/p>\n
Soacra cite\u0219te consternat\u0103 biletul cu voce tare:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u201eEroare de sistem! V\u0103 rug\u0103m s\u0103 nu mai introduce\u021bi componente de fier vechi sau de\u0219euri industriale \u00een fanta dedicat\u0103 scan\u0103rii persoanelor vii!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 \u0219i Bubulina se plimbau prin parc c\u00e2nd dau peste un aparat nou, ultramodern, pe care scria mare: \u201eAparatul Adev\u0103rului – Afl\u0103 ce crede cu adev\u0103rat partenerul despre tine!\u201d. Bul\u0103,…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12835"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12835\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}