Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote, cu batista la ochi.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, draga mea? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a distrus\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103 Bul\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 par\u0103 \u00eengrijorat.<\/p>\n
\u2014 O, Bul\u0103, e groaznic! Mama a c\u0103zut de pe scar\u0103 \u00een timp ce cur\u0103\u021ba geamurile \u0219i a ajuns de urgen\u021b\u0103 la spital!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 ofteaz\u0103 ad\u00e2nc, las\u0103 geanta jos, se a\u0219az\u0103 confortabil pe canapea \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 butoneze tacticos telecomanda.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ei, vezi? \u00ce\u021bi tot spun de un an de zile s\u0103 nu o mai la\u0219i s\u0103 fac\u0103 treab\u0103 prin cas\u0103, dar tu nu m\u0103 ascul\u021bi…<\/p>\n
\u2014 Vai, Bul\u0103, ce suflet nobil ai! zice Bubulina printre suspine. Te-ai g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 e prea b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 \u00eei face r\u0103u efortul, nu-i a\u0219a?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu neap\u0103rat, r\u0103spunde Bul\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i ia ochii de la meci. Dar mi-e team\u0103 c\u0103 dac\u0103 mai cade o dat\u0103, o s\u0103-mi sparg\u0103 \u0219i termopanele alea noi de la balcon, c\u0103 la c\u00e2t e de \u201eu\u0219oar\u0103\u201d mama ta, trece prin ele ca prin br\u00e2nz\u0103 \u0219i n-am chef de \u0219antier \u00een cas\u0103 fix acum, \u00een plin\u0103 iarn\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 vine acas\u0103 de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe Bubulina pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd \u00een hohote, cu batista la ochi. \u2014 Ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, draga mea? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a distrus\u0103? \u00eentreab\u0103…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12833"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12833\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}