Soacra lui Bul\u0103, femeie curioas\u0103 \u0219i cu dare de m\u00e2n\u0103, vrea s\u0103 afle care dintre cei trei gineri ai ei o pre\u021buie\u0219te mai mult.<\/p>\n
Se duce la primul ginere, se arunc\u0103 \u00een r\u00e2u \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 strige disperat\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ajutor, m\u0103 \u00eenec! S\u0103ri\u021bi, c\u0103 m\u0103 duc la fund!<\/p>\n
Primul ginere sare imediat, o salveaz\u0103 \u0219i o aduce la mal. A doua zi, g\u0103se\u0219te \u00een fa\u021ba por\u021bii o Dacie nou\u0103-nou\u021b\u0103, cu un bilet pe parbriz: \u201eMul\u021bumesc, soacra ta\u201d.<\/p>\n
Se duce la al doilea ginere, se arunc\u0103 \u00een r\u00e2u \u0219i strig\u0103 iar:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Ajutor, moartea e aproape! Ajut\u0103-m\u0103, gineric\u0103!<\/p>\n
Sare \u0219i al doilea ginere, o scoate cu greu din ap\u0103. A doua zi, g\u0103se\u0219te \u0219i el o Dacie nou\u0103 la poart\u0103: \u201eMul\u021bumesc, soacra ta\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, vine r\u00e2ndul lui Bul\u0103. Soacra se arunc\u0103 \u00een valuri \u0219i strig\u0103 c\u00e2t o \u021bin pl\u0103m\u00e2nii:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103, ajut\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenec! S\u0103 nu m\u0103 la\u0219i!<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, a\u0219ezat comod pe un d\u00e2mb, \u00ee\u0219i aprinde lini\u0219tit o \u021bigar\u0103, trage un fum ad\u00e2nc \u0219i spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, mam\u0103 soacr\u0103, vede\u021bi ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 dac\u0103 v-a\u021bi b\u0103gat la ap\u0103 ad\u00e2nc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eenota\u021bi? Eu zic s\u0103 v\u0103 relaxa\u021bi, c\u0103 apa e cald\u0103…<\/p>\n
Soacra se \u00eeneac\u0103. A doua zi diminea\u021b\u0103, Bul\u0103 iese \u00een curte \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne masc\u0103: \u00een fa\u021ba casei str\u0103lucea un Mercedes ultimul model, negru, cu un bilet mare lipit pe capot\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u201eMul\u021bumesc din tot sufletul, socrul t\u0103u!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Soacra lui Bul\u0103, femeie curioas\u0103 \u0219i cu dare de m\u00e2n\u0103, vrea s\u0103 afle care dintre cei trei gineri ai ei o pre\u021buie\u0219te mai mult. Se duce la primul ginere, se…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}