Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 spre diminea\u021b\u0103, destul de \u201einformatizat\u201d dup\u0103 o noapte lung\u0103 la c\u00e2rcium\u0103 cu b\u0103ie\u021bii. Bubulina, neagr\u0103 de sup\u0103rare, \u00eel a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00een pragul u\u0219ii cu f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103! Pe unde ai umblat, nenorocitule? E ora patru diminea\u021ba! Iar ai b\u0103ut cu to\u021bi pr\u0103p\u0103di\u021bii?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 par\u0103 demn \u00een timp ce se sprijin\u0103 cu un um\u0103r de cuier, \u00eei \u0219opte\u0219te misterios:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Pst! Bubulino, taci… vorbe\u0219te mai \u00eencet! Am fost la cursuri intensive de autoap\u0103rare.<\/p>\n
\u2014 De autoap\u0103rare? \u0218i de cine te aperi tu la ora asta, m\u0103i be\u021bivule?<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… \u00een principal de tine, draga mea! Profesorul de la curs ne-a explicat clar: dac\u0103 vii acas\u0103 t\u00e2rziu \u0219i so\u021bia \u00eencepe s\u0103 urle, cea mai eficient\u0103 tactic\u0103 este \u201eintrarea \u00een moarte clinic\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Adic\u0103 cum?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Adic\u0103 m\u0103 pr\u0103bu\u0219esc pe canapea chiar acum \u0219i nu mai dau niciun semn de via\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 m\u00e2ine la pr\u00e2nz, c\u00e2nd sper c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi trece pofta de scandal!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce acas\u0103 spre diminea\u021b\u0103, destul de \u201einformatizat\u201d dup\u0103 o noapte lung\u0103 la c\u00e2rcium\u0103 cu b\u0103ie\u021bii. Bubulina, neagr\u0103 de sup\u0103rare, \u00eel a\u0219teapt\u0103 \u00een pragul u\u0219ii cu f\u0103c\u0103le\u021bul \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103:…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}