\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Vasile vine acas\u0103 de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe so\u021bia lui, Maria, st\u00e2nd \u00eembufnat\u0103 la masa din buc\u0103t\u0103rie.<\/p>\n
– Ce ai, M\u0103rie? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a sup\u0103rat\u0103? Ai p\u0103\u021bit ceva la serviciu?<\/p>\n
– Cum s\u0103 nu fiu sup\u0103rat\u0103, Vasile? Azi \u00eemplinim 10 ani de c\u0103s\u0103torie \u0219i tu n-ai scos un cuv\u00e2nt toat\u0103 ziua! Nicio floare, niciun cadou, nimic!<\/p>\n
– Draga mea, am vrut s\u0103 fie o surpriz\u0103! M-am g\u00e2ndit toat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na la ce \u021bi-ar pl\u0103cea cu adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n
– Da? \u0218i ce mi-ai luat? Sper c\u0103 e ceva care str\u0103luce\u0219te sau ceva care ajunge de la 0 la 100 \u00een mai pu\u021bin de 3 secunde…<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i, m-am conformat exact dorin\u021bei tale, draga mea! \u021ai-am luat un c\u00e2ntar electronic de ultim\u0103 genera\u021bie!<\/p>\n
– Un c\u00e2ntar, nesim\u021bitule?! De ce un c\u00e2ntar?!<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i… ai zis c\u0103 vrei ceva care s\u0103 ajung\u0103 de la 0 la 100 instantaneu c\u00e2nd te urci pe el!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00centr-o sear\u0103, Vasile vine acas\u0103 de la serviciu \u0219i o g\u0103se\u0219te pe so\u021bia lui, Maria, st\u00e2nd \u00eembufnat\u0103 la masa din buc\u0103t\u0103rie. – Ce ai, M\u0103rie? De ce e\u0219ti a\u0219a sup\u0103rat\u0103?…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}