\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103 la ora de matematic\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Bul\u0103, fii atent aici: dac\u0103 pe o creang\u0103 stau 5 p\u0103s\u0103rele \u0219i tu tragi cu pu\u0219ca \u0219i nimere\u0219ti una, c\u00e2te mai r\u0103m\u00e2n pe creang\u0103?<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103 st\u0103 un pic pe g\u00e2nduri \u0219i r\u0103spunde sigur pe el:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Niciuna, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare!<\/p>\n
\u2014 Cum a\u0219a, Bul\u0103? Matematica ne spune clar: 5 minus 1 fac 4.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Eeh, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, matematica e una, via\u021ba e alta. Aia pe care am lovit-o cade jos, iar celelalte patru se sperie de bubuitur\u0103 \u0219i zboar\u0103 imediat.<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea, amuzat\u0103, \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u00cemi place cum g\u00e2nde\u0219ti, Bul\u0103! De\u0219i r\u0103spunsul e gre\u0219it din punct de vedere matematic, logica ta e interesant\u0103.<\/p>\n
Bul\u0103, sim\u021bindu-se pe val, zice:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare, pot s\u0103 v\u0103 pun \u0219i eu o \u00eentrebare de logic\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Te ascult, Bul\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 Trei doamne stau pe o banc\u0103 \u00een parc \u0219i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103. Una o mu\u0219c\u0103, a doua o m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 cu linguri\u021ba, iar a treia o linge cu poft\u0103. Care dintre ele este m\u0103ritat\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea se \u00eenro\u0219e\u0219te toat\u0103, se f\u00e2st\u00e2ce\u0219te, se uit\u0103 \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i-n dreapta \u0219i r\u0103spunde \u00eentr-un final cu voce joas\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… cred c\u0103 cea care o linge…<\/p>\n
\u2014 Nu, doamn\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toare! Cea care are verighet\u0103 pe deget. Dar \u00eemi place cum g\u00e2ndi\u021bi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103toarea \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe Bul\u0103 la ora de matematic\u0103: \u2014 Bul\u0103, fii atent aici: dac\u0103 pe o creang\u0103 stau 5 p\u0103s\u0103rele \u0219i tu tragi cu pu\u0219ca \u0219i nimere\u0219ti una, c\u00e2te…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12825"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12825\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}