Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau lini\u0219ti\u021bi pe prisp\u0103, mestec\u00e2nd c\u00e2te un pai \u0219i privind spre drumul pr\u0103fuit al satului. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere profund\u0103, Ion se \u00eentoarce lent spre Gheorghe:<\/p>\n
\u2014 M\u0103i Gheorghe, tu ce-ai face dac\u0103 te-ar ataca un urs \u00een p\u0103dure?<\/p>\n
Gheorghe, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103, r\u0103spunde dup\u0103 alte zece minute:<\/p>\n
\u2014 P\u0103i… m-a\u0219 urca \u00eentr-un pom, Ioane.<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, dar dac\u0103 nu-i niciun pom prin preajm\u0103?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Atunci m-a\u0219 ascunde \u00eentr-o tuf\u0103 mai deas\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u2014 \u0218i dac\u0103 nu-i nici tuf\u0103, m\u0103i Gheorghe?<\/p>\n
\u2014 Atunci a\u0219 fugi de-a\u0219 m\u00e2nca p\u0103m\u00e2ntul!<\/p>\n
\u2014 No, dar dac\u0103 te ajunge ursul \u0219i n-ai unde fugi?<\/p>\n
Gheorghe se uit\u0103 lung la el, scoate tacticos paiul din gur\u0103 \u0219i zice cu o voce domoal\u0103:<\/p>\n
\u2014 Auzi, Ioane… da\u2019 tu cu cine e\u0219ti, m\u0103? Cu mine ori cu ursu\u2019?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau lini\u0219ti\u021bi pe prisp\u0103, mestec\u00e2nd c\u00e2te un pai \u0219i privind spre drumul pr\u0103fuit al satului. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere profund\u0103, Ion se \u00eentoarce lent spre…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}