Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe marginea unui \u0219an\u021b, uit\u00e2ndu-se lung la drumul pr\u0103fuit al satului. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere deplin\u0103, trece prin fa\u021ba lor un biciclist care pedala de mama focului, de ziceai c\u0103-l fug\u0103re\u0219te necuratul.<\/p>\n
– M\u0103i Ioane, zice Gheorghe scuip\u00e2nd rar o coaj\u0103 de s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103, tu ai v\u0103zut ce vitez\u0103 avea \u0103la? Oare unde s-o gr\u0103bi a\u0219a, de nu mai poate de trud\u0103?<\/p>\n
Ion, dup\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 zece minute de g\u00e2ndire profund\u0103 \u0219i dou\u0103 fumuri din pip\u0103, r\u0103spunde rar:<\/p>\n
– Ap\u0103i, Gheorghe, io cred c\u0103 merge s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce, c\u0103 tare-i mai e foame.<\/p>\n
– De unde \u0219tii tu, m\u0103?<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i… dac\u0103 nu i-ar fi foame, nu s-ar opinti el a\u0219a pe pedale, c\u0103 doar nu-i prost s\u0103 transpire degeaba pe ar\u0219i\u021ba asta.<\/p>\n
Mai trec dou\u0103 ore de lini\u0219te deplin\u0103, de se auzeau doar l\u0103custele \u00een iarb\u0103. Apare un alt biciclist, care mergea agale, ba chiar se d\u0103duse jos \u0219i \u00eempingea bicicleta de coarne, fluier\u00e2nd a pagub\u0103.<\/p>\n
Gheorghe se uit\u0103 mirat, ridic\u00e2nd o spr\u00e2ncean\u0103:<\/p>\n
– No, da’ \u0103sta? \u0102sta de ce nu merge pe ea, c\u0103-i drum drept \u0219i n-are nicio piatr\u0103?<\/p>\n
Ion se uit\u0103 lung, \u00ee\u0219i a\u0219az\u0103 p\u0103l\u0103ria mai bine pe frunte \u0219i zice cu o logic\u0103 de fier:<\/p>\n
– \u0102sta, drag\u0103 Gheorghe, tocmai vine de la mas\u0103. E at\u00e2t de s\u0103tul, c\u0103 nici nu-l mai intereseaz\u0103 c\u0103 are biciclet\u0103 sub el. El acum doar o plimb\u0103, s\u0103 vad\u0103 \u0219i ea pu\u021bin \u00eemprejurimile, s\u0103 nu zic\u0103 biata fiare c\u0103 a stat degeaba \u00een \u0219ur\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion \u0219i Gheorghe st\u0103teau pe marginea unui \u0219an\u021b, uit\u00e2ndu-se lung la drumul pr\u0103fuit al satului. Dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de t\u0103cere deplin\u0103, trece prin fa\u021ba lor un biciclist care pedala…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[128,125,103,108,105,102,127,132,34,126],"class_list":["post-12818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bancul_zilei","tag-bancul_zilei","tag-bancuri","tag-bancuri-2024","tag-bancuri-amuzante","tag-bancuri-de-nota-10","tag-bancuri-noi","tag-bancuri_tari","tag-glume","tag-special","tag-umor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bancuri.pebune.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}